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TV/Film

“The Grove” Walker Caption Contest

Here’s a photo of one of the charred walkers from Episode 414, and we want YOU to caption it!

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The winner gets one of our zombie “Flag” shirts from our online store, shop.thewalkingdead.com!

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Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And, you know, make sure we can understand what you’re saying! Only comments left below, on the site, count!

UPDATE: And the winner is… Addie-Sherell Haywood whose comment “Everything changed when the fire nation attacked” was our favorite!

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  1. Amy March 20, 2014 at 5:29 pm - Reply
  2. PAULA K. SCHMIDT March 20, 2014 at 5:29 pm - Reply

    Whaddya mean, I’m not Original Recipe?!?!

  3. Marina Eleanor Atkins March 20, 2014 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    You did WHAT with the rent money?!

  4. rofldrg March 20, 2014 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    I think you missed a spot, my face needs more black.

  5. Sue Saylor March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    I don’t want to look at the flowers Carol!

  6. Sue Alden March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply
  7. Frances Pixie Starks March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    I just wanted some pecans, well roasted pecans it is…and im scarred for life

  8. Slider13 March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    Suddenly the instructions that read “set firework, light fuse, get away” made a lot more sense to Richard…

  9. David Patrick Rowe March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    Is that fried chicken that I smell??? Sniff, Sniff. No, that’s just me…

  10. Gordie Cannon March 20, 2014 at 5:31 pm - Reply

    Hey do I have some meat stuck in my teeth?

  11. ChrissieB March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    This is not what I meant when I asked for Extra Crispy.

  12. Cody Byrne March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply
  13. Alex Miller March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    All I wanted to do was get baked…turned out broiled was more like it.

  14. Lesley Peterkin March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    Ohhhh, you said marshmallows over the fire?

  15. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    Holy crap! Forgot to ‘slip slop slap’!

  16. Aaron Hazard Flippin March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    What do you mean you ate all the chocolate pudding??!

  17. Sean Robertson March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply
  18. Julie Bellamy March 20, 2014 at 5:32 pm - Reply

    When I said I wanted a smoke I didn’t mean… ugh!

  19. Mike March 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply
  20. Nicholas Brandt March 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply

    Sure, I love the taste of flesh and all, but, right now, I miss bacon. Don’t know why. Just do.

  21. Wess March 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply
  22. Jason O'Neill March 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply
  23. Jaime Flores March 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply

    “I’ve seen some shit!”

  24. rob milam March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    This was my favorite shirt…………………..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  25. Joe Worley March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply
  26. Sean Robertson March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    …..so i says to the bitch at the tanning bed, I says….

  27. Andrew Panda Cora March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    My face after watching miley cyrus twerk

  28. Phyllis Reeve Baird March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply
  29. Michael March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    I should have used spf 50 sunscreen

  30. Sara Cahill March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply
  31. Jacob Hutchcraft March 20, 2014 at 5:34 pm - Reply

    WHO. PEED. ON. THE. TOLIET. SEAT????!!!

  32. Alicia Warner March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply
  33. BrittneyS March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    I need another 20 in the tanning bed, I’m not dark enough.

  34. Blach Braff March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    Hey, bro…does this shirt make me look gay?

  35. Ben Kaplan March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply
  36. Danette Williams March 20, 2014 at 5:35 pm - Reply

    Just once for the love of god make my food run slower.

  37. Adam Sprague March 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm - Reply

    Damn that little girl is nuts! I am NOT eating her!

  38. Ernest Montes Jr March 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm - Reply
  39. Alex Dowler March 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm - Reply
  40. Seth Wilkinson March 20, 2014 at 5:36 pm - Reply

    Hey guys! I smell homemade apple pie over here!

  41. Naomi Auger March 20, 2014 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    Hey, why is my house burning down? Did I light a fire, I don’t remember half of my brain is on fire! Dammit!

  42. Tabatha Jacobs March 20, 2014 at 5:37 pm - Reply

    That moonshine sure does burn going down!

  43. Salba Garcia March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply
  44. Brandy Lynn March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    No, not Lizzy! She UNDERSTOOD US!!

  45. Austin Clarke March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    I have always wanted a bald head, but not like this 🙁

  46. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    Should really remember to set an alarm next time I use the tanning bed…

  47. jessica goodman March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply
  48. Dawn Pruitt March 20, 2014 at 5:38 pm - Reply

    Did someone order their Zombie Crispy?? Order up!

  49. EXEdotDMG March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

  50. Andrea Tracy March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Stop, drop, & RAAAOOOWWWLLLL!!!!
    (Stop, drop, & roll)

  51. Leticia FutureMaiden March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Ugggg!!! What is that smell?

  52. greeneyeris March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    This is what really happens when you use AXE body spray.

  53. Tony Shaver March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    my wife bought me razors today. she forgot i had sensitive skin :/

  54. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Flagged as ‘inappropriate’ on Facebook because of exposed nipple…

  55. Jason Thomas March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply
  56. Chris Kinter March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    Tan Mom aint got nothing on me…..

  57. Terri Kwiatkowski March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply
  58. Matt Prewitt March 20, 2014 at 5:41 pm - Reply

    Does anyone else smell something burning?

  59. ken saxman March 20, 2014 at 5:42 pm - Reply

    Next time somebody plays “Burning Down the House” i’m gonna bite em…

  60. Tony Malfitano March 20, 2014 at 5:42 pm - Reply

    See guys, I told you that I don’t get get red when I go to the beach!

  61. James Bostick March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    I’m extra crispy. My wife Madge is original recipe.

  62. Rick Grimes March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    Damn, I’ve heard that being tanned is cool, but this is ridiculous!

  63. travis March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply
  64. Victoria Mcconnaughey March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    I said look at the flowers. .

  65. Aiden Dellmyre March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    Are you talkin’ to me?….. Are YOU talkin’ to ME?!!!

  66. Bryan March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    Hunny, I’m smelling bacon for dinner!

  67. Daveo March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    I Will NEVER light another fart!

  68. James Bramlett March 20, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply

    im a lean mean charbroiled eating machine!

  69. Murf. March 20, 2014 at 5:44 pm - Reply

    ” Did anybody order a deep fried walker!!!”

  70. Dee Bunkers March 20, 2014 at 5:44 pm - Reply
  71. Priya Dindyal March 20, 2014 at 5:46 pm - Reply

    I can see clearly now that my brains are gone!

  72. Nicholas Vescio March 20, 2014 at 5:46 pm - Reply

    Hey little girl I’ll play tag with ya

  73. Austin Fancyadventure Anderson March 20, 2014 at 5:47 pm - Reply
  74. Chris Kinter March 20, 2014 at 5:48 pm - Reply

    This walkers on fire ( sung in my best Aleisha Keys) your welcome now its stuck in your head.

  75. Jessica Emerson March 20, 2014 at 5:49 pm - Reply

    Hey Lizzie let’s play I’ve never… I’ve never looked at the flowers.

  76. Ray Gutierrez March 20, 2014 at 5:49 pm - Reply

    I’m just dyin’ for a smoke!

  77. Dani March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    Guess what? I just ate a hot dog!

  78. marie sewap March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    ” Look yonder, fresh humans.”

  79. Crystal Hawkins March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    And how did u want that marshmellow cooked again??

  80. Erika McInnis March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply
  81. Ashley March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    Make meth they said, its safe they said.

  82. Bekka March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply

    “WHO let me sleep this long?? The sun burns you idiots! BUUURNS!!”

  83. John S March 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm - Reply
  84. TalkingAsh March 20, 2014 at 5:51 pm - Reply

    I thought it was only supposed to burn when you pee.

  85. Kayla Leadman March 20, 2014 at 5:52 pm - Reply
  86. JLD March 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    What is it? Is there something on my face?

  87. Seth Wilkinson March 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    Hey Frank do I have a bug in my teeth?

  88. Jenn Long March 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply
  89. Tony Harwood March 20, 2014 at 5:53 pm - Reply

    Look I started a fire by rubbing to zombies together!

  90. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 20, 2014 at 5:55 pm - Reply

    oh my gaaaadd girl, those shoes SO dont go with your shorts.

  91. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 20, 2014 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    someone smell chicken? no..wait, thats me…

  92. Greg March 20, 2014 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    Like Abraham said, “Ah,Honey,look at you,you’re a damn mess. ” Oh wait! He is not a she. or is he? WE NEED TO CALL DOCTOR DARYLE ON THIS HE/SHE MATTER! lol

  93. Chris_Narvz March 20, 2014 at 5:56 pm - Reply

    Well, I’m a tasty toasted piece of rotten meat right now! Hell yeah! Who wants to taste my spicey flesh? anyone? you walker? nobody? Ok ._.

  94. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 20, 2014 at 5:57 pm - Reply

    Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

  95. Jenn Long March 20, 2014 at 5:57 pm - Reply

    This walker is burned so black, it tried to steal my bike

  96. Charlie Olivere March 20, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply
  97. Addie-Sherell Haywood March 20, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    Everything changed when the fire nation attacked

  98. What's the Maatta March 20, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    Do you smell that? Smells like something is burning.
    Maybe it’s just me.

  99. Chloe Nickerson March 20, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    “Can Lizzie come out and play?”

  100. Matthew Yaple March 20, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply
  101. Walter Drinkhouse IV March 20, 2014 at 6:00 pm - Reply

    Something…smell…….yummmmmy

  102. DollyLlamaMama March 20, 2014 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    Haaaaaarrry Pooootttter……

  103. Tammy Triplett March 20, 2014 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    Which of you set my house on fire Carol or Lizzie?

  104. Matt W. March 20, 2014 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    “I’m never going to Planet Tan again…”

  105. Cesar Quezada March 20, 2014 at 6:02 pm - Reply
  106. Melissa O'Donnell March 20, 2014 at 6:03 pm - Reply

    Stop, drop, and roll- then walk it off

  107. LoneWolf Charlie C March 20, 2014 at 6:03 pm - Reply

    What do you mean, NO MORE PUDDING?

  108. Kevin Geraghty March 20, 2014 at 6:04 pm - Reply

    Must… Get… Sun screen…

  109. Penny Johnson March 20, 2014 at 6:04 pm - Reply
  110. andysavage March 20, 2014 at 6:04 pm - Reply

    A few hours in the Georgia sun can leave you skin feeling dry, dead and burnt, relieve it with COPPERTONE sensitive sunscreen lotion!!!!

  111. Vicente Galliano R March 20, 2014 at 6:05 pm - Reply
  112. Johnny Green March 20, 2014 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    I’m so burnt I must have kept looking at the flowers in Colorado!

  113. Penélope She-Wolf Hernandez March 20, 2014 at 6:07 pm - Reply

    Fred Phelps just arrived in HELL. It suddenly got TOO HOT there, so I scrammed!

  114. Johnny Green March 20, 2014 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    Extra crispy please 12 blends and spices straight from the colonel!

  115. Jenn Long March 20, 2014 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    I saw a spider so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully…panicked and burned the house down

  116. Clark R. Kirst March 20, 2014 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    I smell fried chicken! Why do I smell fried chicken?

  117. Sevinc Padfield March 20, 2014 at 6:08 pm - Reply
  118. Zayne Grogan March 20, 2014 at 6:09 pm - Reply

    Crap I just had to sneeze right when she walked in.

  119. Jenn Long March 20, 2014 at 6:10 pm - Reply

    and this is why women belong in the kitchen

  120. Johnny Green March 20, 2014 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    Who needs fresh meat when your already baked!

  121. Jenn Long March 20, 2014 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!

  122. Edward Lopez March 20, 2014 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    Crap it Lizzie. I Hope she didn’t see me.

  123. Valerie Yanez March 20, 2014 at 6:11 pm - Reply

    And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
    The ring of fire
    The ring of fire
    The ring of fire……

  124. Christy Anderson March 20, 2014 at 6:12 pm - Reply

    Lotion! Lotion! Anybody got any lotion??

  125. Jake Aunan March 20, 2014 at 6:12 pm - Reply

    What are cigarettes costing you?

  126. Ron Tillery March 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm - Reply

    I Smell Bacon I just know it..?

  127. Johnny Green March 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm - Reply

    Somebody stop me! I’m smoking!

  128. michael preece March 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm - Reply
  129. Barry Wells March 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm - Reply

    I’m burnin, I’m burnin, I’m burnin for you!

  130. Johnny Green March 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    Carol what you meen look at the flowers obviously there gone I’m already baked!

  131. Jake Aunan March 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    What are cigarettes costing you?

  132. Kathy Cuyler Austin March 20, 2014 at 6:16 pm - Reply

    I’m a hunka hunka burnt up dead! Thank ya very much!

  133. Carol Toscano March 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    Get your stinking gun out of my face you damned dirty dame!

  134. UTMahoo March 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    I missed Cosmos for this!!!!!!!!

  135. Roberta Cahill March 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt….

  136. Greg March 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    OMG! It’s Darth Vader! May I have your autograph?

  137. Brandon Allen Todus March 20, 2014 at 6:18 pm - Reply

    my bologna has a first name its o-s-c-a-r

  138. John Hamilton March 20, 2014 at 6:19 pm - Reply

    Whats cooking? …. The Walking Dead! Season 4

  139. Dexter Bateman March 20, 2014 at 6:20 pm - Reply

    “And I get to tend the rabbits George?”

  140. Valerie Yanez March 20, 2014 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    You should have drank the Damn peach schnapps!

  141. Brent Cyr March 20, 2014 at 6:21 pm - Reply
  142. Danette Williams March 20, 2014 at 6:23 pm - Reply

    For the love of God post on the site to win. You really burn me up.

  143. Laura Cunningham March 20, 2014 at 6:23 pm - Reply
  144. Ash MommaBear Reff March 20, 2014 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    All I wanted was one drink of the shine with Beth, just like a woman. I got burned!

  145. Tracy Ann March 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    Why is everyone staring at me? Is there something on my face? I feel like there’s something on my face…

  146. Christopher Myers March 20, 2014 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    I love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning!

  147. Alexander Lawson March 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm - Reply

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…

  148. Joanne Landall Tinsley March 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm - Reply

    ♪ ♫ “I fell into a burning ring of fire…” ♩ ♬

  149. Danette Williams March 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm - Reply

    Fucking cheapass dollar store lighters.

  150. Crystal Sorrell March 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm - Reply
  151. Lori March 20, 2014 at 6:27 pm - Reply
  152. Bastet March 20, 2014 at 6:27 pm - Reply

    “That was MY moonshine, Daryl, you asshole!!”

  153. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:28 pm - Reply

    I can smell your c**t. No, wait…that’s me.

  154. Khadija March 20, 2014 at 6:28 pm - Reply

    Carol said look at the flowers!!!

  155. Mathew Manning March 20, 2014 at 6:28 pm - Reply

    AHHHH!! I got something in my eye.

  156. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:28 pm - Reply
  157. Valérie Cantin March 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm - Reply

    You’re so HHHOOOOOOTTTT ! I’m burning for you !

  158. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:30 pm - Reply

    If this ends up on the front page of Break, it was worth it.

  159. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm - Reply

    Kids…this is what happens when you light your farts on fire.

  160. David Mertz March 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm - Reply

    Red Rover, Red Rover, send Lizzy right over!!

  161. CF March 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm - Reply

    Oh I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I’d truly like to be. ‘Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!

  162. Jason Thomas March 20, 2014 at 6:31 pm - Reply

    This is what happens when you try to light a fart on fire

  163. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:32 pm - Reply

    That Smokey the Bear was full of shit, man!

  164. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    Here comes Pedro, wearing our Fall line.

  165. Christopher Myers March 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply
  166. Darrin Gordon March 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    If ya smelllllll, what The Rock! Is cookin’

  167. Giselle March 20, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    That moment when you realized you pushed the toast back down one too many times.

  168. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:34 pm - Reply

    Hey, do I got something stuck in my teeth?

  169. Dene Moore March 20, 2014 at 6:34 pm - Reply

    And then I said “Whats the worst that could happen?”

  170. Crystal Sorrell March 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    Anyone else smell something burning?

  171. Jody Corthell March 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    What’s that smell? Is something burning?

  172. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    When I find the guy who tipped over the porto-potty, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

  173. Dianne Brown Wilhelm March 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm - Reply

    My friends are having a benefit for me…donations of skin accepted!

  174. holly norris March 20, 2014 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    “I need to win this shirt daryl and beth ruined mine!!!”

  175. Rebecca Whittemore-Arsenault March 20, 2014 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    How do my teeth look? Can you see my fillings?

  176. Joey Redballs March 20, 2014 at 6:36 pm - Reply

    You should see the other guy.

  177. Dene Moore March 20, 2014 at 6:37 pm - Reply

    Then I said “Whats the wost that could happen?”

  178. Taylor Newton March 20, 2014 at 6:37 pm - Reply

    What part of ‘BITE ME’ did you not understand?

  179. Matt Darbyson March 20, 2014 at 6:38 pm - Reply

    Hey man! Do my eye’s look red to you ?

  180. Brandon Allen Todus March 20, 2014 at 6:38 pm - Reply
  181. Steven Bolton March 20, 2014 at 6:41 pm - Reply

    How do you like your bacon?
    Crispy…

    Or extra Krispy !

  182. AlbaMeira March 20, 2014 at 6:42 pm - Reply

    “Oh say can you see by the dawns early light!”

  183. Tina Marie March 20, 2014 at 6:44 pm - Reply
  184. Christopher Myers March 20, 2014 at 6:45 pm - Reply

    OMG is that Flight 370??? Hey guys come quick!! No, no, probably just a bird.

  185. cheapdevotion March 20, 2014 at 6:45 pm - Reply

    You think this burn looks painful? Just trying holding your face like this!

  186. Heather Ferguson March 20, 2014 at 6:47 pm - Reply
  187. rayofnope March 20, 2014 at 6:49 pm - Reply

    It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

  188. Christopher Myers March 20, 2014 at 6:49 pm - Reply

    Make sure Bill doesn’t fall asleep smoking a cigarette again, You remember what happened last time!

  189. Kristine Kaye Powelson March 20, 2014 at 6:50 pm - Reply
  190. Ashley Zimmerman March 20, 2014 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    “I smell barbeque. Does anyone else smell barbeque?”

  191. Bastet March 20, 2014 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    “Are you satisfried now?!”

  192. Christopher Myers March 20, 2014 at 6:52 pm - Reply

    My parents went to Kentucky and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

  193. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    The spider on my head – did I get it?!

  194. Lissa G March 20, 2014 at 6:59 pm - Reply

    The hills are alive, with the sound of music……Ahhhhh brains……

  195. Jennifer Tutor Potter March 20, 2014 at 7:03 pm - Reply

    Anyone else smell a barbecue ?

  196. Hay Day March 20, 2014 at 7:03 pm - Reply

    Can Lizzy come out and play?

  197. Sharon Ibanez March 20, 2014 at 7:03 pm - Reply

    Should I go with Invisalign or traditional braces?

  198. Ari Papermaster March 20, 2014 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    where is dr herschel when i need him

  199. Bryan MacMillan March 20, 2014 at 7:06 pm - Reply

    And you thought Maggie was hot!!

  200. julie miller March 20, 2014 at 7:16 pm - Reply

    When the invite said “walker roast” i thought ,” great, i could use a few laughs……..”

  201. Sharon Ibanez March 20, 2014 at 7:17 pm - Reply

    Once you go black you never come back.

  202. Winger March 20, 2014 at 7:17 pm - Reply

    I should have kept my old healthcare!

  203. Powlarius March 20, 2014 at 7:21 pm - Reply

    You dont believe in Zombie Jesus ?!

  204. Anthony Pedroza March 20, 2014 at 7:22 pm - Reply

    I thought you wanted it extra crispy!

  205. Melissa Hill March 20, 2014 at 7:22 pm - Reply

    I was just trying to save my s’more

  206. Sharon Ibanez March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm - Reply

    Caaaarrrl! You can’t eat peoples hands!

  207. Jafo Inthunderbay March 20, 2014 at 7:26 pm - Reply

    I think I left the oven on again…..

  208. Ashley Grunwald March 20, 2014 at 7:29 pm - Reply
  209. Anna Brooks March 20, 2014 at 7:35 pm - Reply

    Charred for life.
    Lol. Kinda like scarred for life but better.

  210. Andrew March 20, 2014 at 7:44 pm - Reply

    Aye, tell me, what has become of my ship!?

    God, I hope you guys get it.

  211. Gerry Nieves March 20, 2014 at 7:48 pm - Reply
  212. David Corr March 20, 2014 at 7:51 pm - Reply

    “I need TP for my bunghole!”

  213. Brian Sussman March 20, 2014 at 7:57 pm - Reply

    …and here I am, and here I’ll stay…the cold never bothered me anyway.

  214. Robin A March 20, 2014 at 7:59 pm - Reply
  215. Jessi Schafrik March 20, 2014 at 8:01 pm - Reply

    Go into the light they said you’ll find peace they said I’ll show them the light lets see how they like feeling like a crispy critter ;(

  216. Donna M March 20, 2014 at 8:01 pm - Reply
  217. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 8:05 pm - Reply

    Braaains! Braaains! … Moooisturiser! Moooisturiser!

  218. Andy Souza March 20, 2014 at 8:07 pm - Reply
  219. Chelsie Higdon March 20, 2014 at 8:13 pm - Reply

    Oh crap…
    Looks I am burnt to death.

  220. Daisy Does March 20, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    OMG, I have Joan Crawford’s eyebrows.

  221. Candi Gleason March 20, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    Cigarette ad before and after the zombie apocalypse

  222. Thomas Ohanlon March 20, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    OK…who ordered EXTRA CRISPY!?

  223. Charles Weimer March 20, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    *sniff sniff* “Is it just me or does it smell like BBQ over here?”

  224. Mimness March 20, 2014 at 8:26 pm - Reply

    Lighting undead farts is never a good idea.

  225. Scott Reed March 20, 2014 at 8:30 pm - Reply

    Which one of yuts tooks muh pigs feets?

  226. Ruckass March 20, 2014 at 8:42 pm - Reply

    Walking through the fire, I am a champion

  227. Tyson Updike March 20, 2014 at 8:45 pm - Reply

    HEY,…. Is there anything stuck between my teeth??

  228. roy mckeen March 20, 2014 at 9:02 pm - Reply

    I smell a rat within your group

  229. Anna Mueller March 20, 2014 at 9:22 pm - Reply
  230. Sharon Ibanez March 20, 2014 at 9:22 pm - Reply

    ‘Try bathsalts’ they said, ‘it’ll be fun’ they said

  231. neil tan ahuja March 20, 2014 at 9:31 pm - Reply
  232. Marcos Quezada March 20, 2014 at 9:42 pm - Reply
  233. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 9:54 pm - Reply

    What do you mean I’m cut off from the tanning bed

  234. Jovan Romo March 20, 2014 at 9:59 pm - Reply

    No I will not look at the flowers

  235. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:02 pm - Reply

    Who didn’t set the tanning bed alarm

  236. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:03 pm - Reply

    Tha Block is hot , the block is hot ha ha hot

  237. April Reed March 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm - Reply
  238. Gareth David March 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm - Reply
  239. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm - Reply

    Michael Jackson after the Pepsi commercial

  240. Jayson March 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm - Reply

    “You’re gonna hear me ROAR!”

  241. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:07 pm - Reply

    is anyone have any water my throat kinda dry

  242. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm - Reply

    My acting career it just ……. well I think it’s going down in…….Flames

  243. April Reed March 20, 2014 at 10:10 pm - Reply

    …and the next thing I know, I wake up like this, and find a note that says “Next time buy the cookies from me!” Those little Girl Scouts sure are competitive!

  244. Tom Fletcher March 20, 2014 at 10:10 pm - Reply

    Preparation H, for that itching and burning feeling.

  245. Martin Pirela March 20, 2014 at 10:12 pm - Reply

    Why Did the Chicken cross the road?…….Because I wanted to eat him!!!

  246. Jonathan Wiggins March 20, 2014 at 10:12 pm - Reply

    I can smell me burning in the air tonight. ….. o lord

  247. Cassandra Jones March 20, 2014 at 10:15 pm - Reply

    I knew I should have listened to Mom when she told me to put on sunscreen.

  248. Ashley Bowman March 20, 2014 at 10:17 pm - Reply

    I smell bacon, do you have bacon?

  249. Julie Bellamy March 20, 2014 at 10:20 pm - Reply

    That collage bitch Beth…parties all my moonshine away then burned down my house..THAT BITCH !!! I’ll get you!!

  250. Julie Bellamy March 20, 2014 at 10:27 pm - Reply

    Whats Black and brown and red all over!? A zombie flaming mad for steeling his moonshine! BAAHAAHAHA!

  251. Gin Masters March 20, 2014 at 10:29 pm - Reply
  252. April Reed March 20, 2014 at 10:32 pm - Reply

    If I hear one more bacon joke, I’ll bite every last one of you!

  253. Coach Mike M. March 20, 2014 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    “I will FIND you, Obi Wan! DO NOT under estimate ME!”

  254. Maryanne Kemp March 20, 2014 at 10:49 pm - Reply

    “When they said come over for a barbeque, I didn’t know it was ME on the menu.”

  255. true420 March 20, 2014 at 11:15 pm - Reply

    Hey Daryl….. Come at me bro

  256. nigel martin March 20, 2014 at 11:30 pm - Reply

    That’s the last time i eat a curry from there, that was some ring sting!

  257. j. cano March 20, 2014 at 11:41 pm - Reply

    I’m crispier than southern fried chicken

  258. Diane Radford March 20, 2014 at 11:48 pm - Reply

    Epic Fail At World’s Hottest Chili Eating Competition.

  259. mokie March 21, 2014 at 12:18 am - Reply

    Who ordered the Extra Crispy?!

  260. will March 21, 2014 at 12:29 am - Reply

    “I heard there was free mice”

  261. AkDeej March 21, 2014 at 12:47 am - Reply

    “I smell……I smell….oh yum! Pecans!?”

  262. Shaun Granton March 21, 2014 at 1:30 am - Reply

    Smoking, Making You Look Cool Since The 9th Century!

  263. Stuart Ormston March 21, 2014 at 2:03 am - Reply

    “what’s cooking, good looking”?

  264. Catherine baker March 21, 2014 at 2:27 am - Reply

    “That moment when you realise that lighting you farts is a bad idea”

  265. Robert McCracken March 21, 2014 at 3:18 am - Reply

    “I get the feeling, I fell asleep in the tanning bed”

  266. Steve Monett March 21, 2014 at 4:27 am - Reply

    Alright,… Where did they go? There were two of them
    First they stuck my buddy to a tree, and then they take all my hooch and burn my shack down

  267. Zara belcher March 21, 2014 at 4:34 am - Reply

    Damn I look hot….smoking !!!

  268. Geek_Rawker March 21, 2014 at 5:00 am - Reply
  269. Rosalia Espinoza March 21, 2014 at 5:25 am - Reply

    “Hey! Do i have something on my teeth?” I just had some barbecue.

  270. Stuart Ormston March 21, 2014 at 5:31 am - Reply

    Sings:”Burn Baby, Burn. Disco Inferno”

  271. Stuart Ormston March 21, 2014 at 5:37 am - Reply
  272. AprilLynn71 March 21, 2014 at 6:40 am - Reply

    “You sure are purdy. You sure got purdy legs.”

  273. Charlotte Quinones March 21, 2014 at 6:51 am - Reply

    hmmm I smell like bacon ,nom nom nom

  274. Alex March 21, 2014 at 6:58 am - Reply
  275. Asquani March 21, 2014 at 7:11 am - Reply

    “Damn rash, where can a man get some calamine lotion?”

  276. Dorene Wemette March 21, 2014 at 7:23 am - Reply

    It’s like a sauna in here!..

  277. Hacksaw Jack March 21, 2014 at 7:27 am - Reply

    “You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.”

  278. Greg Myrberg March 21, 2014 at 7:30 am - Reply

    “What? It’s spring already?!”

  279. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:04 am - Reply

    light em up up up light em up up up

  280. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:07 am - Reply

    See, I’m proof that you can still look hot after you die.

  281. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:09 am - Reply

    me: “Ok, smile for the camera!” Is this good?

  282. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:11 am - Reply

    when I said i wanted to be a black person, this is NOT what i meant.

  283. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:12 am - Reply

    This is what happens when you drink peach shnapps and light a ciggarette at the same time.

    SUCK IT BETH!!

  284. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 21, 2014 at 8:15 am - Reply

    I used to be a cheerleader. I was popular. I was beautiful. Dont become a smoker.

  285. Cathy March 21, 2014 at 8:39 am - Reply

    “Is there something in my teeth? Wait, what is THAT smell…?”

  286. Danny Myers March 21, 2014 at 8:54 am - Reply

    I fell in to a burning ring of fire, I went down down down, and the flames went higher, and it burns burns burns, no seriously it burns, somebody help me!

  287. Danny Myers March 21, 2014 at 9:00 am - Reply

    You should see the other guy

  288. Danny Myers March 21, 2014 at 9:02 am - Reply

    I don’t know what happened, I sneezed and that crazy bitch Carol just lit me on fire.

  289. danof89 March 21, 2014 at 9:16 am - Reply

    The Dollar Shave Club?…Yeah, I’ve heard of ’em…But I have no further comment, due to pending litigation.

  290. Nichole Gonyea-Reardon March 21, 2014 at 9:25 am - Reply

    Oh man I just barely escaped that meth lab explosion

  291. Nichole Gonyea-Reardon March 21, 2014 at 9:25 am - Reply
  292. The Walking Dead Enthusiasts P March 21, 2014 at 9:37 am - Reply

    I FORGOT MY SAFE WORD, LIZZIE!

  293. Troy Edginton March 21, 2014 at 10:04 am - Reply

    Next time I ask someone to turn my fire wall on I will make sure they are a IT engineer, not a red neck and a drunk girl…..

  294. Jason D Nickolay March 21, 2014 at 10:08 am - Reply

    But I can teach you how to save 15% or more on your car insurance

  295. Dennis Accibal March 21, 2014 at 10:23 am - Reply

    I hate campers in Call of Duty: Ghosts!

  296. Conner Wilson March 21, 2014 at 10:36 am - Reply

    Yo man, you got dat fried chicken?

  297. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 10:54 am - Reply

    “Cool tan brah. not as wicked as mine though.”

  298. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 10:56 am - Reply

    The roof! the roof! the roof WAS on fire!!!

  299. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 10:58 am - Reply
  300. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 10:58 am - Reply

    ” I STILL go to go back another time to finish the tat…”

  301. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 10:59 am - Reply

    “This facial cream works WONDERS for my complexion…”

  302. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 11:02 am - Reply

    sorry for the repeated comments, but every time i type one, another one comes to mind. If we have a mod who can prune this into one post, it would be much appreciated.
    That said…on to the NEXT joke….
    —————–
    “Let it go….let it gooooo…….the cold never bothered me anyway….”

  303. Jessica Yan March 21, 2014 at 11:08 am - Reply

    The problem with smelling like barbeque is that my zombie friend’s try to eat me instead of humans.

  304. DDDDD March 21, 2014 at 11:09 am - Reply

    I burnt my toast! Wait what?! I burnt myself! OMG!

  305. bill norris March 21, 2014 at 11:10 am - Reply

    hey you punk kids….i told you one more time with the football in my yard…i burn both our houses down….didnt believe me huh….who’s the punk now…..

  306. MattM March 21, 2014 at 11:25 am - Reply

    “That’s my boy *sniff*”-Bub

  307. DaisyDead March 21, 2014 at 11:26 am - Reply

    What y’all looking at?! Damn! My nipples burn!

  308. Amelia March 21, 2014 at 12:03 pm - Reply

    UURGHHHH I think I stayed out in the sun for too long, is it noticeable?

  309. Grimmy March 21, 2014 at 12:20 pm - Reply
  310. Maile C Miller March 21, 2014 at 1:12 pm - Reply
  311. Juls77 March 21, 2014 at 1:50 pm - Reply

    “But why is the moonshine gone?”

  312. Tyler Powell March 21, 2014 at 1:58 pm - Reply

    Anyone got some marshmallow, chocolate, and gram crackers? Its time for s’more walking dead.

  313. Kate Flannary March 21, 2014 at 2:10 pm - Reply

    Darn it Carol I needed to put out the cigarette before I looked at the flowers

  314. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:53 pm - Reply

    I never should have let Uncle Gus start that fire

  315. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:54 pm - Reply
  316. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:55 pm - Reply
  317. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:55 pm - Reply
  318. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:55 pm - Reply

    I thought lord jesus it’s a fire

  319. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:56 pm - Reply

    Aint nobody got time for that

  320. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 3:58 pm - Reply

    Damn when Abraham said he wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire I thought surely he is kidding

  321. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:00 pm - Reply

    I heard catching fire was cool but damn they was wrong

  322. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:03 pm - Reply

    Does this shirt make me look fat

  323. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:04 pm - Reply

    Fire on the mountain run boy run

  324. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:05 pm - Reply

    Goodness gracious great balls of fire

  325. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:07 pm - Reply

    I’m a firestarter twisted firestarter

  326. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    Daryl said this wont hurt a bit

  327. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:15 pm - Reply

    Dang what is the first step to thiller dance

  328. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 4:16 pm - Reply

    Sooooooo this is how Karen felt

  329. Kandi Barton March 21, 2014 at 5:16 pm - Reply
  330. Michael Andrew Rahm March 21, 2014 at 5:27 pm - Reply

    “I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! I want my babyback, babyback, babyback! Chili’s baby back ribs! Barbecue sauce.”

  331. Audra Lynne March 21, 2014 at 5:44 pm - Reply

    spontaneous zombie combustion!

  332. Audra Lynne March 21, 2014 at 5:58 pm - Reply

    spontaneous zombie combustion

  333. Darcy Walter March 21, 2014 at 6:07 pm - Reply
  334. James Bramlett March 21, 2014 at 6:33 pm - Reply

    What? You think I cant cook or sumthin?

  335. Erik Scott March 21, 2014 at 6:45 pm - Reply

    I’ll have one walker, extra crispy.

  336. Chris Bigger March 21, 2014 at 6:46 pm - Reply
  337. Felix Mitchell March 21, 2014 at 7:16 pm - Reply

    Lizzie! Lizzie, is that you?! Get ova here you crazy bi–oh damn! Carol! NOOOOO!!

  338. Anita Momo March 21, 2014 at 7:31 pm - Reply

    I FELLLL INTO THE BURNING RING OF FIRE!!!

  339. Nicholas March 21, 2014 at 8:22 pm - Reply

    Go into the burning house they said, it’ll be fun they said.

  340. Tommy Joe Bailey March 21, 2014 at 9:50 pm - Reply

    This will never go away if I keep picking at it.

  341. Steve Johnson March 21, 2014 at 9:52 pm - Reply

    “Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice, shame on me!”

  342. BrittneyS March 21, 2014 at 10:23 pm - Reply

    Guys, stop coughing around Carol!

  343. ericka smith March 21, 2014 at 11:14 pm - Reply

    U f****d with the wrong one. now its ur ass!

  344. Shane Hart March 22, 2014 at 12:08 am - Reply

    I think I used too much lighter fluid on the bbq! WHOOSHH!

  345. Kendall H March 22, 2014 at 1:19 am - Reply

    RESPECT MY AUTHORITA!!!!!!*Cartman Voice*

  346. Kendall H March 22, 2014 at 1:27 am - Reply

    We dont need no water let that mother f*cker BURN, BURN mother f*cker BURN!!

  347. cookiemonster March 22, 2014 at 2:47 am - Reply

    I will find you, and I will kill you!

  348. Fingolfin Fotos March 22, 2014 at 4:28 am - Reply

    what do you think of my “No make-up selfie?????”

  349. shane cowden March 22, 2014 at 10:10 am - Reply

    the surgeon general warns: smoking may cause death……….so what does smoking dead
    cause?…….oh yea RATINGS!

  350. Karina Deann Cesena March 22, 2014 at 10:33 am - Reply

    OH I just pooped my pants! Fiiiiiirrrrrrre poooo poooo pooo pooo!!!!

  351. Martha Ann Paredez March 22, 2014 at 11:41 am - Reply

    Do I have something in my teeth???

  352. Neal Doeman March 22, 2014 at 11:54 am - Reply

    Johnny really liked that shirt..

  353. Charles March 22, 2014 at 1:32 pm - Reply

    I thought tanning beds were supposed to be safe.

  354. Digger March 22, 2014 at 2:23 pm - Reply

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane?…

  355. ericsaunier . March 22, 2014 at 2:58 pm - Reply
  356. strgzer March 22, 2014 at 7:03 pm - Reply

    It’s gunna rain. Are u fricking serious…

  357. Jenni Bar March 22, 2014 at 9:31 pm - Reply

    What can you do with 10 matches????….here’s what I did with one!!! Only you can prevent a forest fire…only you!!

  358. Gforce43419 . March 23, 2014 at 12:56 am - Reply

    “I said “Oh lord Jesus its a fire” “

  359. Gforce43419 . March 23, 2014 at 1:19 am - Reply

    “Tyreese….. do you smell BBQ?”

  360. John Nally March 23, 2014 at 4:28 am - Reply

    Mom told me not to play with matches but I didn’t listen!

  361. Will Kirchmayer March 23, 2014 at 7:23 am - Reply

    The management cannot be responsible for orders placed ‘Well-Done’

  362. Grizzly J. Adams March 23, 2014 at 8:41 am - Reply

    As if it’s not bad enough that I’m dead, eating human flesh and can’t stop now look at me.

  363. Grizzly J. Adams March 23, 2014 at 8:42 am - Reply
  364. Grizzly J. Adams March 23, 2014 at 8:42 am - Reply

    My mom told me not to play with matches!!

  365. Roberto Carmona March 23, 2014 at 9:38 am - Reply

    Anyone have some Proactive? Bit of a breakout today.

  366. Michael March 23, 2014 at 12:53 pm - Reply

    I told Greg Nicotero “Rare” not “Extra Crispy”

  367. Michael March 23, 2014 at 1:02 pm - Reply

    What he is really thinking…

  368. Antoinette Boas March 23, 2014 at 1:10 pm - Reply

    “I’m tired of all the damn pecans! I want to taste real nuts! Oh, Tyrese….”

  369. Joseph Long March 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm - Reply

    this is what happens when i get toasted

  370. Joseph Long March 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm - Reply
  371. Gforce43419 . March 23, 2014 at 2:34 pm - Reply

    This guy got a little more than bronchitis

  372. Gforce43419 . March 23, 2014 at 2:43 pm - Reply

    “Yeah, I’m here for the free mice samples”

  373. mourning wood March 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm - Reply
  374. Sydney Howard March 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm - Reply
  375. rachel brennan March 23, 2014 at 3:59 pm - Reply
  376. Dean Michael Mead March 23, 2014 at 5:12 pm - Reply

    Hey, why are Lizzie’s hands bloody. Wait…no…OMFG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!

  377. Joshua Ortiz March 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm - Reply

    Walker #1: Truth or dare?
    Burnt walker: Dare!
    Walker #1: I dare you to walk through that house that’s on fire
    Burnt walker: …….. S##t

  378. Greg Ashley March 23, 2014 at 5:45 pm - Reply
  379. kerrie mahoney March 23, 2014 at 6:10 pm - Reply
  380. john March 23, 2014 at 6:22 pm - Reply

    hey there little red ridding hood ‘boy you are sure looking good

  381. john March 23, 2014 at 6:24 pm - Reply

    ur everthing a big bad wolf could want

  382. Edgar Ordonez March 23, 2014 at 6:25 pm - Reply

    “Don’t worry about little ole’ me. Just look at the flowers for a while. They’re really nice.”

  383. Elizabeth Ballard March 23, 2014 at 6:26 pm - Reply
  384. Lisa Otten March 23, 2014 at 6:34 pm - Reply
  385. Jake Gray March 23, 2014 at 6:45 pm - Reply
  386. LemmingsHater March 23, 2014 at 6:49 pm - Reply
  387. Gabriel Aldrich March 23, 2014 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    hMmmm…. is something burning i’m blind i can’t see

  388. LemmingsHater March 23, 2014 at 7:00 pm - Reply

    Is it hot out here or is it just ME?

  389. DAVE BUCHANAN March 23, 2014 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    HEY RICHARD PRYOR !!! your right BUDDY-the FLAME IS BLUE!!!

  390. LemmingsHater March 23, 2014 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    Don’t you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?

  391. BillyBat March 23, 2014 at 7:11 pm - Reply
  392. Sherri Napier March 23, 2014 at 7:30 pm - Reply

    Do I have something in my teeth? Come on, you can tell me. I don’t bite!

  393. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 7:32 pm - Reply

    ooey, gooey rich and chewy inside, golden flaky tender cakey outside

  394. Chris Bigger March 23, 2014 at 7:32 pm - Reply
  395. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 7:33 pm - Reply

    okay, who forgot to put the apple in his mouth

  396. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 7:35 pm - Reply

    Alright, I’m pissed, where the hell are the marshmallows?

  397. Kathy G March 23, 2014 at 7:41 pm - Reply
  398. deane March 23, 2014 at 7:46 pm - Reply
  399. Elizabeth Ballard March 23, 2014 at 7:51 pm - Reply

    When I walk on by, Girls be like dam he fly, I pay to the beat ,walking down the street in my new lafreak,, this is how I roll, lookin like a zombie in the forrest you know.girl look at that body, I,m zombie out, I got a knife in my head and I aint afraid to show it, when I walk with the walkers girls be staren at me, girl look at that body. I,m zombied out. I,m burned and I know it, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle

  400. Jessica Marlyn Zaragoza March 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm - Reply

    ‘Lizzie was my friend she fed me some of Mika , Is there some of both left that you can feed me………………
    COME ON I SMILED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  401. LeeLee March 23, 2014 at 8:12 pm - Reply
  402. cliffarif March 23, 2014 at 8:13 pm - Reply

    Did you said you like it extra crispy?

  403. LeeLee March 23, 2014 at 8:18 pm - Reply
  404. Natalie Wade March 23, 2014 at 8:23 pm - Reply

    Uhm yeah y’all come on out to zombie barbecue

  405. Natalie Wade March 23, 2014 at 8:25 pm - Reply

    I call it “after burn”. The smell of apocalypse.

  406. Jessica Marlyn Zaragoza March 23, 2014 at 8:33 pm - Reply

    I think I didn’t put the sun-tan lotion evenly …. I forgot my face !

  407. Jessica Marlyn Zaragoza March 23, 2014 at 8:41 pm - Reply

    I CLAIMED Mika first …. so Carol had to tell Lizzy to look at the flowers .

  408. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:46 pm - Reply
  409. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:50 pm - Reply

    …made from only the finest meat with no fillers, artificial colors or preservatives and as always we only use natural casing to bring out the full flavor your family will enjoy.

  410. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:51 pm - Reply

    All this humidity, my eczema’s acting up again.

  411. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:52 pm - Reply

    Does anybody have some aloe and a band-aid?

  412. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:53 pm - Reply

    Damn tanning bed’s on the fritz again!

  413. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 8:57 pm - Reply

    I told him a flame thrower duel was stupid even for a Jackass movie.

  414. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 9:03 pm - Reply

    Look it’s a bird, it’s a plane, crap it’s another solar flare!

  415. Tom Fletcher March 23, 2014 at 9:28 pm - Reply

    Come on hunny,what’s more spontaneous than spontaneous combustion??

  416. Jesster March 23, 2014 at 9:31 pm - Reply

    My dermatologist said long hot showers dries my skin out.

  417. Mimness March 24, 2014 at 5:15 am - Reply
  418. Nigel Dedels March 24, 2014 at 9:48 am - Reply

    “tell me to look at the flowers…I dare you!!

  419. David Tucker March 24, 2014 at 11:24 am - Reply

    I SAID, I DIDN’T WANT FRIED WITH THAT!

  420. David Tucker March 24, 2014 at 11:27 am - Reply

    One night with Daryl Dixon and this what your left with…didn’t I tell you he was HOT?

  421. David Tucker March 24, 2014 at 11:28 am - Reply

    Come on over for a little BBQ she said, it will be fun, she said….

  422. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 24, 2014 at 11:37 am - Reply

    (licks finger and touches butt. makes sizzle sound)

  423. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 24, 2014 at 11:39 am - Reply

    I always wanted to be the hottest person in my class…this isnt what i meant!

  424. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 24, 2014 at 11:40 am - Reply

    I’m trying to see my brain through my nose. Can you see it? Anyone?

  425. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 24, 2014 at 11:44 am - Reply

    If you’ve had chicken pox, your already at risk for the shingles virus. it gave me this burning pain in my back…

  426. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 24, 2014 at 1:00 pm - Reply

    this is what happens when you mix fire with water: A burned pile of wet goo

  427. Kimmy March 24, 2014 at 9:33 pm - Reply

    Mmmm mmm mmmm smells like bacon out here!

  428. Guest March 24, 2014 at 9:44 pm - Reply

    Mmmm mmm mmmm smells like bacon out here!

  429. suzieqwacvet March 24, 2014 at 10:46 pm - Reply

    “I TOLD you we needed more sunscreen!!!”

  430. suzieqwacvet March 24, 2014 at 10:47 pm - Reply

    “I swear these hot flashes are getting worse!” (In the case of a female zombie.)

  431. Grimmy March 25, 2014 at 6:17 am - Reply

    Does this zombie virus make me look fat?

  432. Joao Guerreiro Fernandes March 25, 2014 at 11:32 am - Reply

    Where’s my dinner , Lizzie?

  433. MorpheusManic March 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm - Reply

    Who would’ve thought making s’mores could go so horribly wrong!

  434. MorpheusManic March 25, 2014 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    “Stop, drop and roll?” NOW you tell me!!!

  435. MorpheusManic March 25, 2014 at 4:12 pm - Reply

    “So help me, if you ask me how the weenie roast went one more time!”

  436. MorpheusManic March 25, 2014 at 4:13 pm - Reply
  437. FlixtheCat March 25, 2014 at 7:34 pm - Reply

    “Somebody tell that Greene girl to stop singing!”

  438. Marty Snowden March 30, 2014 at 7:41 pm - Reply

    I KNEW signing up for Obamacare was a BAD idea!

  439. Tiffany M. Grady March 30, 2014 at 9:47 pm - Reply

    “WHAT”…Us walkers cant try to take a good picture!!!

  440. Tiffany M. Grady March 31, 2014 at 6:41 am - Reply

    What!!! Us walkers cant try to act normal!!!!

  441. amelia bower August 24, 2014 at 10:43 am - Reply

    “You got a working shower?”


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