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TV/Film

“Alone” Caption Contest

You know the drill. What is Bob Stookey thinking in this photo? Leave a comment below and we’ll pick our favorite!

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The winner gets a random TWD shirt from our online store shop.thewalkingdead.com!

Creativity counts. Hilarity counts. And, you know, make sure we can understand what you’re saying! Only comments left below, on the site, count!

UPDATE: And the winner is…

Joshua J. Miller, whose comment, “If I die, just “leaf” me here.” tickled our funny bones.

  1. tomnord March 12, 2014 at 2:44 pm - Reply

    Well, at least I’ve still got more character development than T-Dog.

  2. Sara Lynn Crow March 12, 2014 at 2:45 pm - Reply
  3. Tammy Paxton March 12, 2014 at 2:45 pm - Reply

    Man, I miss my memory foam mattress.

  4. Louiz Slein March 12, 2014 at 2:47 pm - Reply

    He is thinking if things are so far different than befor the apocalypse…Ofc in this photo He is asking himself if he is going to be alone all the way like maybe in his pre-apocalypse life … Everybody now knows the answer…Sasha…

  5. Omayra Reyes Genest March 12, 2014 at 2:47 pm - Reply
  6. Caz Nowak March 12, 2014 at 2:51 pm - Reply

    What if I were to dress like Michael Jackson from thriller what would happen

  7. Andrew March 12, 2014 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    “Now I know how George of the Jungle felt when people told him to watch out for that tree.”

  8. Barry Wells March 12, 2014 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    Why couldn’t this have been a Beer Truck.

  9. Jack Gibbons March 12, 2014 at 2:52 pm - Reply

    Damn, i really like spaghetti… I hope the next group likes spaghetti… i could do with some spaghetti

  10. jasmine March 12, 2014 at 2:56 pm - Reply
  11. Nathan Kotyk March 12, 2014 at 2:57 pm - Reply

    “Leaf angels are not nearly as fun as snow angels….”

  12. Sean Robertson March 12, 2014 at 2:58 pm - Reply

    Every time I try making “leaf angels” another walker herd goes by

  13. Ernest Montes Jr March 12, 2014 at 2:59 pm - Reply
  14. Trina Thiry March 12, 2014 at 2:59 pm - Reply

    Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
    Aaww damn that’s right the human race is almost extinct. And I better not say that to loudly cause I might attract some unwanted attention

  15. 1988aurum1988 March 12, 2014 at 3:00 pm - Reply
  16. Angelo John Piro March 12, 2014 at 3:01 pm - Reply

    You know if you think about it, this isn’t rock bottom yet. Getting drunk on couch syrup and I survive, I’m calling it a win.

  17. Elden Nielson March 12, 2014 at 3:04 pm - Reply

    A brief escape from all the (Johnny) Walkers.

  18. Earl Swain March 12, 2014 at 3:06 pm - Reply
  19. Jason Thomas March 12, 2014 at 3:06 pm - Reply
  20. imodminecraft2 . March 12, 2014 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    They had to ruin the leaf pile I worked so hard on.

  21. Teala Baillie March 12, 2014 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    Who needs snow I’ll just make a leaf angel up here

  22. Teala Baillie March 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm - Reply

    Damn I shoulda pooped before I came up here

  23. Nascarnbroncosfans March 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm - Reply

    “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

  24. Nascarnbroncosfans March 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm - Reply

    “even now Lindsay Lohan is STILL getting in trouble?”

  25. Joli Nixon March 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm - Reply

    Why is this one spot the spot that the sun is beaming on? Man…I could have had kids tht could be playing in the sun right now..:(. But Im stuc in this mess ALONE. Could I have saved everyone else? Why me that survived? Should I just lay down on the ground and let the zombies eat me? Nah..I’m too lazy. But should I just shoot myself or will someone find me? Am I the only one left on this planet?

  26. Nascarnbroncosfans March 12, 2014 at 3:13 pm - Reply

    “do we REALLY have to have Burger and Cola Wars STILL?”

  27. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:14 pm - Reply

    Snow angels just aren’t the same when done on concert.

  28. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:15 pm - Reply

    “Oh Look! That cloud looks just like Daryl”

  29. Jerrod Leazer March 12, 2014 at 3:15 pm - Reply

    “They said I could be anything.. So now I’m a leaf”

  30. Brian Nak March 12, 2014 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    And that cloud looks like a puppy, and that one a unicorn, and that one a rotting flesh-eating zombie, and that one a bunny…

  31. Andrew Bourdeau March 12, 2014 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    well it could be worse……i could be obama

  32. Poppy Herrin March 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm - Reply

    *sings in head* “All byyy myyyselllffff. . .don’t wanna be all byyy myyyselllfffff.”

  33. Will Vogenitz March 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    No internet, no Facebook, or no Twitter. I have survived not having those, surviving against these zombies is a piece of cake.

  34. Stephanie Houk March 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply

    99 bottles of cough medicine on the wall, 99 bottles of cough medicine, you take one down . . . wait, how did I get up here?

  35. Michael Lewellyn March 12, 2014 at 3:22 pm - Reply
  36. kami March 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm - Reply
  37. Thomas Berglund March 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm - Reply

    “Women are like condoms, they spend to much time in my wallet and not enough time on my dick”

  38. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm - Reply
  39. alayna March 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm - Reply

    “I love autumn. It is the most introspective of all the seasons.”

  40. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm - Reply
  41. Tiffany-ReedusAddict March 12, 2014 at 3:27 pm - Reply

    ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive. ah ah ah ah staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

  42. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:29 pm - Reply
  43. Thomas Berglund March 12, 2014 at 3:31 pm - Reply

    “Hmmm… Did Justin Bieber make it?”

  44. Jeff Yukon French March 12, 2014 at 3:31 pm - Reply

    100 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL,,,100 BOTTLES OF BEER

  45. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:31 pm - Reply

    “Some day I’m going to be a star”

  46. Kyrarose March 12, 2014 at 3:31 pm - Reply

    #twdfan I’m in love with twd my fav show

  47. Chelsea Renae March 12, 2014 at 3:32 pm - Reply

    “Damn, I really did drink to much last night” – Bob

  48. Veronica Lozano March 12, 2014 at 3:33 pm - Reply

    I don’t understand…..we’re both on TWD…why doesn’t Norman Reedus @bigbaldhead just follow me on twitter????

  49. Kelly March 12, 2014 at 3:34 pm - Reply

    This is the amount of f**ks I have left to give.

  50. brett hebrew March 12, 2014 at 3:34 pm - Reply

    If you rip out the last page of a mystery book, does it become more of a mystery?

  51. Tammy March 12, 2014 at 3:36 pm - Reply

    And that was the day no fucks were given…

  52. Johny Ryan March 12, 2014 at 3:38 pm - Reply

    The govenor was an arse, I like Sascha but if Daryl ain’t got there first I definitely want a slice o Beth.

  53. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:39 pm - Reply
  54. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:40 pm - Reply

    “I hope somebody finds this leaf angel”

  55. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:40 pm - Reply

    “I would cry, but I am too dehydrated.”

  56. Tiffany-ReedusAddict March 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm - Reply

    I’m alone, might as well be honest with myself….I’m totally Team Jacob

  57. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm - Reply

    I really shouldn’t had that second bottle of Nyquil!

  58. Marco March 12, 2014 at 3:44 pm - Reply

    I have the feeling that in another dimension I am a white dude…

  59. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:45 pm - Reply

    “Why won’t #Norman Reedus follow me? Whyyyyy?!?!?!?!”

  60. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:47 pm - Reply

    man I hope Michael Richards met a horrible death!

  61. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:48 pm - Reply

    I wonder what “kimye” would do right now!!!!

  62. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:49 pm - Reply

    I really miss the wire.. what a great show that was..

  63. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:49 pm - Reply

    wonder if they ever found flight 370?

  64. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    “Tell me the truth. Do I look fat in this?”

  65. Thomas Berglund March 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm - Reply

    Hmm… Did Justin Bieber make it?

  66. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:51 pm - Reply

    “No bath in over a year. I better let things air out, if ya’ know what I mean”

  67. michael hutchins March 12, 2014 at 3:51 pm - Reply
  68. Matt Danson March 12, 2014 at 3:52 pm - Reply

    No one remembered how Bob got up there that night…

  69. Gregory Love March 12, 2014 at 3:52 pm - Reply

    “Dad always said I’d outgrow playing in the leaves…We’ll sir, 30 years later, fall of society and a zombie apocalypse…still priceless.

  70. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 3:54 pm - Reply

    “In desperate need of fiber.”

  71. Kenny Furchner March 12, 2014 at 3:54 pm - Reply

    Crap. Yeah. I think I blinked. Ok, ok…take it again….CHEESE!!!

  72. katie.wall March 12, 2014 at 3:55 pm - Reply

    I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico, and by eating my insurance salesman.

  73. CarlforPresident March 12, 2014 at 3:57 pm - Reply

    “With a sack this big, you’d be tired too.”

  74. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 4:00 pm - Reply

    Desperate times call for desperate measures. “Man, that walker was hot-t-t-t. Wonder if she’s single.”

  75. Kenny Furchner March 12, 2014 at 4:01 pm - Reply

    Could really go for a 120 oz can of pudding right now

  76. Vincent March 12, 2014 at 4:01 pm - Reply

    “Wow, i wish the suggestion for captions weren’t so racist”

  77. Steven Bolton March 12, 2014 at 4:03 pm - Reply

    I’m alone now 🙁

    But just wait till you see the two chicks I end up with !

  78. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 4:05 pm - Reply

    “If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?”

  79. Elenanator March 12, 2014 at 4:11 pm - Reply
  80. Chris Bigger March 12, 2014 at 4:14 pm - Reply
  81. rofldrg March 12, 2014 at 4:15 pm - Reply

    “I should check into this truck so all my Facebook friends know where I am… oh right”

  82. Chris Bigger March 12, 2014 at 4:25 pm - Reply

    Well we’re movin on up,
    To the east side.
    To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
    Movin on up,
    To the east side.
    We finally got a piece of the pie.

    Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
    Beans don’t burn on the grill.
    Took a whole lotta tryin’,
    Just to get up that hill.
    Now we’re up in the big leagues,
    Gettin’ our turn at bat.
    As long as we live, it’s you and me baby,
    There ain’t nothing wrong with that

  83. Pixiegiggles March 12, 2014 at 4:27 pm - Reply

    I drink alone, yeah
    With nobody else
    I drink alone, yeah
    With nobody else
    You know when I drink alone
    I prefer to be by myself

  84. Fred Barrantes March 12, 2014 at 4:27 pm - Reply

    You know if I stare at the ceiling fan long enough,…it’ll spin backwards. No really it will, try it. …Wonder if I have any of those brownies left…hmmm

  85. Chris Bigger March 12, 2014 at 4:28 pm - Reply

    When I think about you I touch myself

  86. Chris Bigger March 12, 2014 at 4:30 pm - Reply

    The butterfly oh oh that’s old let me see that tootsie roll

  87. Chris Bigger March 12, 2014 at 4:31 pm - Reply
  88. Mandarin Walton March 12, 2014 at 4:34 pm - Reply

    When is that drone getting here with my walking dead shirt?

  89. Gabriel Rueda March 12, 2014 at 4:37 pm - Reply

    Dam, i really need a twix right about now

  90. Ellie-Louise Levell March 12, 2014 at 4:40 pm - Reply

    Damn it, I left the refrigerator running….

  91. Jessica Yan March 12, 2014 at 4:41 pm - Reply

    This tan is making me so black that zombies wont even see me!

  92. George Skevas March 12, 2014 at 4:51 pm - Reply

    Did I remember to turn the stove off… I hope I turned it off.

  93. Stancu Razvan March 12, 2014 at 5:07 pm - Reply

    Dayumn man, this weed makes me see a shitload of zombies… good stuff…

  94. Itaruga March 12, 2014 at 5:09 pm - Reply

    I already got a hole in my socks
    Go ahead and laugh that’s okay
    ‘Cause, what I really wanna say
    I got bad feet my corns hurt
    To top it off I’m lost for work
    Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
    But only when you’re grooving
    With the Double Dutch Man

  95. Eizabeth Anker March 12, 2014 at 5:21 pm - Reply

    Man, I could go for some moonshine with chocolate pudding and peaches. Maybe even spagetthi…. yuuuumm spagetthi

  96. Terry B March 12, 2014 at 5:29 pm - Reply

    “I miss funny pictures of cats on the internet.”

  97. Joshua J. Miller March 12, 2014 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    If I die, just “leaf” me here.

  98. Christine Upton March 12, 2014 at 5:33 pm - Reply

    *sigh* Making angels is so much easier with snow…

  99. Jodie Bracamontes March 12, 2014 at 5:39 pm - Reply

    Damn..what was I thinking!! Nyquil..never again!!!

  100. Ali Marie March 12, 2014 at 5:43 pm - Reply
  101. CarlforPresident March 12, 2014 at 5:45 pm - Reply

    “Why did everyone think I was secretly boys with One-Eye-Bri?”

  102. Keith Malavase March 12, 2014 at 6:01 pm - Reply

    Just going to lay here… day dream… air out my balls. Since I haven’t showered in months.

  103. Rudy Williams March 12, 2014 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    What do you mean I’m a undead? I had mouth cancer. Grrr rizzz zlyyyyy

  104. Daniel Asher March 12, 2014 at 6:08 pm - Reply

    “Hmmmm, I think if I was a comic book character I would be an old white dude cause that’s how I feel right now.”

  105. Nicholas March 12, 2014 at 6:09 pm - Reply

    “I really miss watermelon…”

  106. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 12, 2014 at 6:14 pm - Reply

    Bob: Look at my perdy snow angel!

  107. Mariem Melainine March 12, 2014 at 6:17 pm - Reply

    Today is the day…I will finally get a tan!

  108. Thomas March 12, 2014 at 6:21 pm - Reply

    I wonder if they have liquor stores in heaven!

  109. Crystal Sorrell March 12, 2014 at 6:30 pm - Reply

    I should have rationed the cough syrup…

  110. Ricardo Colombo March 12, 2014 at 6:41 pm - Reply

    “Glad I didn’t fart when the walkers roamed by. That’s how my first group died.”

  111. Selenia Pfeifer Martinez March 12, 2014 at 6:44 pm - Reply
  112. Ethan Co'Dyre March 12, 2014 at 6:50 pm - Reply

    Hangovers are best in the zombie apocalypse

  113. Gerry Krauss March 12, 2014 at 6:51 pm - Reply

    I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one!

  114. Selenia Pfeifer Martinez March 12, 2014 at 6:52 pm - Reply
  115. Joey Redballs March 12, 2014 at 7:05 pm - Reply
  116. Joey Redballs March 12, 2014 at 7:06 pm - Reply

    These clouds all look like penises.

  117. Joey Redballs March 12, 2014 at 7:08 pm - Reply
  118. Joey Redballs March 12, 2014 at 7:08 pm - Reply

    As long as I don’t fart in my sleep, I should be safe up here.

  119. Isabel March 12, 2014 at 7:09 pm - Reply

    “I always feel like, somebody’s watching me..”

  120. Joey Redballs March 12, 2014 at 7:10 pm - Reply

    I slept on my bag again. Now it’s gonna smell like my bag.

  121. Ethan Co'Dyre March 12, 2014 at 7:41 pm - Reply
  122. Mr. $waggington March 12, 2014 at 7:57 pm - Reply

    “Oh, the troubles of being black in the zombie apocalypse..”

  123. Jodie Snider March 12, 2014 at 8:40 pm - Reply

    So like…….when can I take my balls outta this bag?

  124. Bernardino Avila March 12, 2014 at 9:31 pm - Reply
  125. Jami Sponaugle March 12, 2014 at 9:46 pm - Reply

    Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

  126. SlipS March 12, 2014 at 10:45 pm - Reply

    FUCK. All the syzzerrp is in Texas

  127. Danielle Baltes March 12, 2014 at 10:48 pm - Reply

    All by myself. …don’t want to be, all by myself. ..anymore!

  128. Danny Myers March 12, 2014 at 11:20 pm - Reply

    I’m hiding up here untill they kill off that other black dude. This group is like Highlander…..there can be only one!

  129. Chris O'Meara March 13, 2014 at 12:41 am - Reply

    I will never drink Tequila again.

  130. Black Friday Diva March 13, 2014 at 12:43 am - Reply

    Thank God for the night-time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, SO-YOU-CAN-REST medicine

  131. Simon Hamill March 13, 2014 at 12:46 am - Reply

    Snow angels were so much better before the walkers. Leaf angels just blow away

  132. Kendall H March 13, 2014 at 1:42 am - Reply

    Stookey needs Nookie!…meaning sex lol

  133. CarlforPresident March 13, 2014 at 2:08 am - Reply

    “Dear God, make me a bird; so I can fly far…far, far from here.”

  134. Bastet March 13, 2014 at 3:35 am - Reply

    The last pack of Mac-n-Cheese is gone & there hasn’t been a liquor store for miles!

  135. Amy Lam March 13, 2014 at 4:22 am - Reply

    There has to be more left to this life than this.

  136. thewalkingdeadfanatic2 March 13, 2014 at 6:08 am - Reply

    49, 50. Phew, im so tired of doin these damn crunches!

  137. Grimmy March 13, 2014 at 6:37 am - Reply

    Hey. Im the leaves you forgot to clear off of your roof, and because you didnt sign up for State Farm before the zombie apocalypse, you wont be covered for when your roof caves and in walkers swarm your sweet ride
    Love,
    Mayhem

  138. Daisy Does March 13, 2014 at 6:37 am - Reply

    And now class, it is time for the Shavasana or Corpse Pose.

  139. Ricky Romero March 13, 2014 at 7:32 am - Reply

    Well guess I can just lay here and make leaf angels. Yeah leaf angels will save us.

  140. Alexandria Alley March 13, 2014 at 8:14 am - Reply

    Is there something in my teeth?

  141. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:03 pm - Reply

    Shouldn’t have drank the peach schnapps.

  142. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:04 pm - Reply

    And you thought Beth had a crazy first drink

  143. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:09 pm - Reply

    How the hell did I get up here..

  144. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:11 pm - Reply

    Screw you all, I’m making leaf angels.

  145. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:14 pm - Reply

    “I wonder how the water boy’s doing”

  146. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    Shit, did I forget to feed my cat?

  147. Jimmy March 13, 2014 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    Shouldn’t have drank the peach schnapps.

  148. Matt W. March 13, 2014 at 12:45 pm - Reply

    Bob: “It’s almost summer, time to get that tan”

  149. Brandon March 13, 2014 at 1:08 pm - Reply

    “That cloud looks like a giraffe eating a watermelon”

  150. Terrell Russell March 13, 2014 at 1:16 pm - Reply

    “Man, I hate my last name”

  151. Terrell Russell March 13, 2014 at 1:22 pm - Reply
  152. Terrell Russell March 13, 2014 at 2:01 pm - Reply

    “Man soon as I find this next group, ima get my haircut, get a bottle, some drugs. Then…ima have all the girls, yeah!”

  153. Terrell Russell March 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm - Reply

    “Why couldn’t I have been in Breaking Bad”

  154. Roger Thompson March 13, 2014 at 2:27 pm - Reply

    master master may i have some more. fml i must have dirnk me like 15 doctor peppers!!

  155. Tristain Pittman March 13, 2014 at 3:16 pm - Reply

    “Dear God, please make it rain bourbon… or NyQuil”

  156. Pat Collins March 13, 2014 at 5:18 pm - Reply

    Oh Damn! I shouldn’t have had that last shot! Ima gonna barf!!!!!!!!

  157. Jason Taylor March 13, 2014 at 5:40 pm - Reply

    Is that Malaysia Airlines missing plane?

  158. Chris Bigger March 13, 2014 at 5:59 pm - Reply

    Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

  159. Chris Bigger March 13, 2014 at 6:02 pm - Reply

    if police arrest a mime do they tell him to be silent?

  160. Chris Bigger March 13, 2014 at 6:04 pm - Reply

    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

  161. Chris Bigger March 13, 2014 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    I wonder if it’s true that walkers don’t eat clowns because they taste funny

  162. Thomas Young March 13, 2014 at 7:18 pm - Reply

    Now would be a good time for aliens to appear and beam me up!

  163. Ernestine Rodriguez March 13, 2014 at 7:45 pm - Reply

    I’m so lonely all I want is a bottle of alcohol need a bottle really bad

  164. Kendall H March 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm - Reply
  165. Kendall H March 13, 2014 at 8:37 pm - Reply
  166. B. March 13, 2014 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    “The sun’ll come out
    Tomorrow
    So ya gotta hang on
    ‘Til tomorrow
    Come what may
    Tomorrow!
    Tomorrow!
    I love ya
    Tomorrow!
    You’re always
    A day
    Away!”

  167. Alex March 13, 2014 at 10:35 pm - Reply

    I really need to go to a meeting… tonight… yeah…

  168. Stuart Ormston March 14, 2014 at 4:16 am - Reply

    “well this is still better than watching x-factor…”

  169. Ricardo Mortez March 14, 2014 at 11:14 am - Reply

    Ahhhh…..every room is my bathroom.

  170. B. March 14, 2014 at 12:19 pm - Reply

    I’m smiling on the inside. Really I am!

  171. Becky Norman March 14, 2014 at 12:38 pm - Reply

    Does that cloud…look like Pizza?

  172. Becky Norman March 14, 2014 at 12:41 pm - Reply

    Does that cloud….look like..Pizza?

  173. Elham Sheik-Abdeljaber March 14, 2014 at 8:49 pm - Reply

    That’s right…. keep walking, maybe you’ll find a nice meal up the road. As for now my ass is taking a break and when I do decide to come down, then I will give you that 5k race you’ve been waiting for.

  174. Deadlikeme March 15, 2014 at 8:09 am - Reply
  175. Eric Rodriguez March 15, 2014 at 9:48 am - Reply

    That was some damn good cough syrup!!

  176. Yesenia A March 15, 2014 at 8:56 pm - Reply

    Living among the dead? NOOOO! I can lay here and rest but I got to get up and move forward.

  177. Pillzor March 15, 2014 at 10:17 pm - Reply
  178. cheruan tan ahuja March 16, 2014 at 1:52 am - Reply
  179. Blank Clank March 16, 2014 at 2:35 am - Reply

    He’s thinking with it being tax season would zombies qualify as dependents.

  180. Jake C. March 16, 2014 at 4:20 pm - Reply

    Every time I try to tan the damn sun goes in.

  181. Jake C. March 16, 2014 at 4:23 pm - Reply

    Making Leave Angels isn’t nearly as fun as snow angels.

  182. Jake C. March 16, 2014 at 4:25 pm - Reply

    I remember the good old days when I’d practice as the dead guy for the chalk outlines.

  183. Darren Embry March 16, 2014 at 4:36 pm - Reply

    “I only use sodium bicarbonate”

  184. Doug March 16, 2014 at 6:53 pm - Reply
  185. Joshua Ortiz March 16, 2014 at 7:19 pm - Reply

    Gosh I really have to pee, but I just laid down and I’m reeeally comfortable right now.

  186. Rolland Land March 16, 2014 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    “If wonder if since I’m black, will I get a whole bunch of racist comments on my picture. lol, of course I will!”

  187. April Powers March 16, 2014 at 7:40 pm - Reply

    Darn, there goes the face lift!

  188. Lynn Berry March 16, 2014 at 7:40 pm - Reply

    This is no time for a suntan

  189. Mika Coleman March 16, 2014 at 7:51 pm - Reply

    where is nationwide when you need them…. I thought yall were on my side.

  190. Mika Coleman March 16, 2014 at 7:59 pm - Reply
  191. S.G. March 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm - Reply

    ” How come in the movies the black guy always dies first… aint that some sh*t….”

  192. B. March 16, 2014 at 11:13 pm - Reply

    I miss my Sealy Posturepedic king size bed.

  193. Prawar March 17, 2014 at 4:41 am - Reply

    “If humans can pretend to be walking dead, then perhaps I can pretend to be a penguin.”

  194. Comeaux March 17, 2014 at 6:02 am - Reply

    Pookie ? Really who says Pookie?

  195. Robyn King Williams March 17, 2014 at 7:00 am - Reply

    I sure wish I had some pudding!!

  196. amanda March 17, 2014 at 9:54 am - Reply

    Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

  197. kristie vanornum March 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm - Reply

    Damn, forced rehab is a BITCH!!

  198. Guest March 18, 2014 at 7:05 pm - Reply

    smoke pot they said, you’ll be fine thy said

  199. Lexi Garis March 18, 2014 at 7:12 pm - Reply

    finally you got my good side

  200. cliffarif March 23, 2014 at 8:15 pm - Reply

    Great, another day in paradise.

  201. Veronica Foster March 24, 2014 at 12:15 am - Reply

    “Did I turn the bathroom light off?”

  202. Marty Snowden March 30, 2014 at 7:57 pm - Reply

    No more raves for me. This just keeps happening……


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