In the age of cyber warfare, volcanic eruptions, and Sherlock Gnomes – it’s easy to imagine what life would be like if zombies took over. Hell, a town in Florida recently mass-texted their residents warning them of “extreme zombie activity.” Even though it (unfortunately) turned out be to a hoax, we asked fans on Twitter which aspect of the modern world they would NOT miss in an apocalypse and compiled the most popular and interesting answers below.
If there was an actual zombie apocalypse what's one thing from the modern world you would NOT miss? ? pic.twitter.com/oDwQqc0Tni
— The Walking Dead (@TheWalkingDead) May 23, 2018
8. Politics
Politicians in general ?
— Matt (@Direwolf1983) May 23, 2018
Hearing/reading/thinking about politics
— Kelleh (@Chefin2016) May 26, 2018
Politicians in general ?
— Matt (@Direwolf1983) May 23, 2018
7. School
Um School duh pic.twitter.com/Gbedf6izjt
— ? 윤민 ? (@ftwJIMINxc) May 24, 2018
Exams ????
— Jamie-Lee ? (@magesticponyjj) May 23, 2018
School
— ⚡️Ñöńa (@Nooonee222) May 23, 2018
6. Cell Phones
probably cell phones! weird as that sounds as i use one constantly
— Kristin Rairden (@KristinRairden) May 23, 2018
Cell phones.
— Maurice Hogue (@ldyhawkel) May 24, 2018
cell phones to many people don t even no what's going on around them n most parents tell there kids to wait a min when asked ? by there kids how many times a Day! They have changed us all
— JustaLillie? (@Liinnie_) May 27, 2018
5. Traffic
Traffic
— Richard Gaertner (@nin_rg_calgary) May 25, 2018
Rush hour traffic pic.twitter.com/DB4RUvGajd
— Michele Vasquez (@Miss_Jo82) May 23, 2018
Traffic jams.
— Tonya Arsenault (@TonyaArsenault) May 24, 2018
4. People
People
— Mikael James (@Realmikaeljames) May 26, 2018
People…
— I'll Be Good Someday… (@Syrenka100) May 24, 2018
People coz most of the time they just piss me off??
— Dionne Angus (@dionne_angus) May 23, 2018
3. Social Media
Everyone drowning in social media
— jay 🙂 (@regrettedtweet) May 23, 2018
The whole tagging/liking/subscribing instant gratification society
— Casey Loga (@Badazzbadger44) May 23, 2018
Facebook, TBH.
— Sabrina Barstow (@BrinerWeiner) May 23, 2018
2. Work
Working every single day for nothing more than a life not worth living
— Tanner Kerley (@TJKerley26) May 23, 2018
Work ?
— Holly Harmon (@hollyjh65) May 23, 2018
Going to work.
— Carol aka lorac ??? (@carolcat17) May 23, 2018
1. Paying Bills/Money
Bills
— lesley (@suzy2708) May 23, 2018
Bills for sure.
— e l i s s a ? (@ayy_elissa) May 23, 2018
Work. ? Bills.? Being broke. ? #TWDFamily pic.twitter.com/dzuyMx2xiS
— Sarah J. Crist (@ubiquitousurn) May 23, 2018
Honorable Mentions
Logan Paul
— Tom Cross [Team ?] (@littylad) May 28, 2018
Not getting to watch FICTION shows about Zombies!!
— Earls of Wisdom (@EarlsOfWisdom) May 26, 2018
Laurel or Yanny
— amy phillips (@abbeyrue) May 23, 2018
The Kardashians.
— Michael Wells (@therealmwells23) May 25, 2018
What would YOU not miss in a zombie apocalypse? Let us know in the comments!
Politics, people, work, & bills certainly make my list. Here’s 4 more from me:
1. Spoiling Dead Fucktards. If the zombies don’t eat ’em, I’ll GLADLY Neganize ’em… make that 1st priority, even.
2. All other fucktards. You know who you are. If you’re not eaten right away, you’ll get shoved like Otis. It’s the only thing you’re good for.
2. Non drivers. You’ll be the 1st to go… all die trying to flee somewhere, that’s for sure. Good riddance!
3. Rules/laws. HELLS YEAH, BABY!!
4. Telemarketing/bot calls. Only because the live ones always catch me at a bad time when I don’t have time to shuck and jive & I haven’t quite figured out the audio command to really fuck something up with the bot ones… yet.
Spoiling Dead was first on your list? Haha! The show is imploding and soon there will be nothing left to spoil.
That list is in no particular order, just numbered according to how they came to mind. And as long as the show is running & no matter what you think of it, there will always be fucktards spoiling it. Because that’s what fucktards do.