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How to Host a Walking Dead Thanksgiving

How do you make Thanksgiving even better? By introducing a list of courses that follow the delicacies enjoyed by the survivors on The Walking Dead! See our appetizing menu suggestions below:

Appetizer: Michonne’s Crazy Cheese

Cheese platters are so passe. Start your Thanksgiving evening off right with some CRAZY CHEESE.

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Drinks: Elderberry Tea, Moonshine

Looking for an immunity boost? Try some Hershel-approved Elderberry tea. Or if you’re looking for an alcoholic drink, try some hardy moonshine. Just none of that damn peach schnapps.

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Main course: Squirrel

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Squirrel-kabobs, squirrel creole, squirrel gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple squirrel, lemon squirrel, coconut squirrel, pepper squirrel, squirrel soup, squirrel stew, squirrel salad, squirrel and potatoes, squirrel burger, squirrel sandwich.

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Dessert: Carl’s Pudding

It doesn’t matter that it’s good, just that there’s a lot of it.

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Bonus for the daring: Tainted Meats

Now doesn’t that just look appetizing! If you aren’t hesitant to serve human flesh, make up some Bob Kebabs or a hearty helping of Dale! Can be served with Crazy Cheese as an unforgettable appetizer or as a main course.

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Super awesome shout out to carlyyougoonie and BASTET, who both helped brainstorm some awesome ideas for this silly post!

If you’re feeling nostalgic, take a gander at our Tanksgiving post from last year!

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  1. .BASTET November 26, 2014 at 9:53 am - Reply
  2. jedikiss November 26, 2014 at 10:15 am - Reply

    don’t forget, snake (or eel as a substitute), carefully carved zombie bites– (breaded chunks of zombie bitten deer and horse). Owl for appetizer and wash it all down with boiled toilet water

  3. jedikiss November 26, 2014 at 10:16 am - Reply

    …and zombie-cured broken leg chicken

  4. jedikiss November 26, 2014 at 10:18 am - Reply

    last but not least…beef jerky and spaghetti (if you can find more pasta, Axle cooked it all for Tyreese and Co.)

  5. jedikiss November 26, 2014 at 10:23 am - Reply

    the half rabbit w/ a side of strawberries, save that for the Easter feast along w/ any bird/chicken/duck eggs found

  6. carlyyougoonie November 26, 2014 at 2:19 pm - Reply

    We do have a lot to say on pretty much every topic.

  7. carlyyougoonie November 26, 2014 at 2:19 pm - Reply
  8. MaximumParty November 26, 2014 at 4:21 pm - Reply
  9. GovernorPhillip November 26, 2014 at 4:32 pm - Reply

    If you do choose the tainted meat, make sure to cook it well to get rid of all the nasties.

  10. jedikiss November 27, 2014 at 4:34 am - Reply

    oh how could i forget.the frog legs!!..maybe get lucky a snag a fish or 2 for the weak stomachs

  11. MaximumParty November 27, 2014 at 3:44 pm - Reply

    Hey a big time congrats to bastet and carly for helping to make this list waaaay more legit than that fuckin top “villians” one from mtv, you guys rock


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