Group B results are in and I’m stunned. There has to be people voting that never read the comic. How could Dale possibly be more popular than Ezekiel? Is it the tainted meat thing? I guess we’ll cancel all the Ezekiel stuff we have planned and make more bucket hats. I’m so upset.
GLENN Ah Glenn. You wonderful, selfless, loving pizza boy. I still can’t re-read issue 100.
HEATH was the Glenn of his group but not as cool. Heath eventually lost his leg AND his girlfriend in a game of “Hot Grenado” with Negan’s boys.
NEGAN is a real mother #*%(ing #%*^head %&*#bag. He’s currently residing in the county jail courtesy of Rick Grimes. Will it last though?
AXEL was a good guy. For a con. He chipped in and did his part. Yes, he was kind of a perv, but he was our perv. Until The Governor showed up.
TYREESE was the hammer man, Rick’s right hand. They may have butt heads at times, but they were in it together.
KAL had one job. Chuck spears at Negan. Kal was not good at his job. Or as reader Dylan Willey puts it: Don’t bring a spear to a gun fight.
ROSITA may have started as Abraham’s girl, but she’s grown into a much more interesting character, having to deal with her complicated feelings for The Euge.
LORI, Lori, Lori. She got dealt a bad hand straight out the gate. Love her or hate her, her end was TRAGIC.