We’re getting pretty excited for the return of season 5, so we decided to caption an image from Episode 508.
What is Father G saying as he flees those walkers? Comment below on the site (one entry per person!!!) and our favorite caption will win a Skybound Mystery Box (here’s an idea of what’s inside). Shirt sizes we have remaining are S, M & L, so keep that in mind!
Only one entry per person, so make it count. We’ll announce the winner here on this page on Monday 2/9.
Also, if you haven’t already seen it, you can watch the first 2 minutes of the premiere here!
UPDATE: Our favorite caption was from commenter JHaywood1: OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ON
There were many variations on this theme, but something about the wording and the caps made us like it best, so there ya go. Congrats, JHaywood1!
“i’ve seen this movie. black dude dies first! im outta here!”
Gabriel flees from some of his more rabid followers.
I can feel it, oh lord its coming, God help me find a toilet in time!
‘MOMMY, THE WALKERS ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN! GOD PLEASE HELP ME!’
Omg omg omg omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!
it was a good sermon they said…everyone will like it they said!!
“Time is running out for you guys to find Jesus! Hurry! I’ll help you!”
Why hast thou forsaken me!?
Lord knows I need the last roll of TP more than these meat puppets do!
Lord I swear if you call off Daryls fan girls I will never say anything bad about him again.
Screw this I’m going back to the wire
The Christian Church: People are dying to get in.
If you don’t stop I will call that hot redneck and his crossbow to kill you!!!
BUT THEY WERE CHRISTIAN
I’ve got to get outta here. If I here Rick say “Caaarrrrlllll” one more time, I’m gonna lose my mind.
“OK OK, I WILL SIGN THE PETITION TO BEING BETH BACK!”
OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ON
“I was only a week away from retirement!”
Negan is coming! Negan is coming!
Get me to the church, get me to the church
For Pete’s sake, get me to the church on time
Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
“I shouldn’t have eaten that bit of Bob’s leg. Oh god! It’s running down my leg!”
“I need to get the hell away from these religious nut-jobs!”
Terminus is having a Mega Marshmallow Roast… YESSS!!
Keep running North, Jesus awaits in Virginia.
Run run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me i’m the preacher man!
You just made my day! 🙂
Don’t walk in the shadow of the valley of death… RUN!
“The school lunches really ARE crap”
You know it’s thriller, thriller night. Your fighting for you life inside a killer, thriller night
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
Can’t be late, can’t be late. The return of season 5 is coming on.
“Why, Lord?! Why does this happen every time I set foot inside of a school?!”
I shouldn’t have eaten those Communion wafers!
Ahhh the race to the most popular local eatery after church, God knows those lines get out of hand!!!
Oh no! Daryl fangirls!
Gotta run! Don’t want to miss the premiere of The Walking Dead!
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a woman’s man. Can’t deny. Ah-ha-ha-ha stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive!
I don’t know but I’ve be told, Bob’s leg was aged to 30 years old…
my congregation might need me, but I sure don’t need my congregation now.
Flock of Gabriels.
Baha flock of gabes, too funny
Oh man…I thought the sign said,” BEST BAR B QUE IN TOWN” not “BEST BOB B QUE IN TOWN”!
Father G: “Out’a my way bitches, I got’a find me a laptop, a heard the TWD are having a caption contest!”
There’s an awesome one right here:
and funnier 🙂
“Thy dead shall live; my dead bodies shall arise. Jesus has returned to eat us all!”
Uh oh, I hear they’re out of bob burgers!
I’m Sure rick said rub the walker mess over yourself after you’ve thrown a stick at them….maybe it was before…..DEFINITELY BEFORE…..
Choo, choo, choo, come on and do the Conga. Come on everyone, join in!
Fuck. I should’ve stayed in BALTIMORE.
You never say “Oh, he’s right over here.”
Sorry I thought I left my bible in this town sorry I didn’t mean to disturb you and may the Lord be watching over you
Target’s liquidation sale starts today, maybe they have bibles?!
I’M SORRY I KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR!
I’M NOT JEHOVAH’S WITNESS, I SWEAR!
“oh my gosh!! I forgot to give Daryl a hug before I left!….. I’m coming Daryl!”
Ice Cream Man!
“We eat body and blood at Church, but this ain’t what I meant!”
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!!
“I’m not a communion wafer! I’m not a communion wafer!!!!”
And as they were eating, Jesus took some bread, and after a blessing, he broke it and gave it to the deciples, and he said, “Take, eat, this is my body”………. Hey hey wait, the bread, not my actual body!!
Gabriel:I shouldn’t have tell them that there was only one size L in the mystery box
even zombies believe in a separation of church and state…
“Thank the Lord my ancestors were from Kenya!!”
Someone yelled “is that Denzel?” again
“The game of tag during recess sure has changed!!!”
Taco Tuesday’s are not agreeing with me! We should have gone Spaghetti Tuesdays as Hershel wanted… Make room for the loo!
“Oh Lord! I should have unlocked the church!”
My flock has flipped!
This wasn’t foretold in the good book!
I should have stayed in the church room!!!
Run, Father, Run.