Hey all! It’s been a while since our last Weekend Challenge, and it’s time to remedy that.
We’re giving away one set of tickets for Walker Stalker Con Atlanta. Here’s how it’s gonna go down:
Comment below with an epitaph for a Walking Dead character, dead or alive, show or comic or video games. They can be funny or sad, but should be written along these lines:
“Here Lies _________, He/She will be remembered for____________________________”
For example: Here Lies Abraham Ford, A Man Who Knew The Value of Facial Grooming
ONE ENTRY PER PERSON, leave your comment below. Feel free to comment on entries and upvote them, but please try to keep original comments to entries so that it’s easier to find them!
UPDATE: And the winner is… Shawn Brockmeier! His epitaph read, “Here lies Dale, a man who couldn’t run. He had one foot in the grave before, but now he has none.”
Here Lies Rick Grimes. The man who never forgot to do his stuff and thangs.
Here lies Carl Grimes. A cyclops who could never stay in the damn house!
Here Lies Lizzie Samuels, She will be remembered for looking at LOT of flowers.
Here Lies Clementine, she will be remembered for being the only video game child we actually liked.
Here lies Rick Grimes. He will be remembered for looking good even without bathing!
“Here lies Glenn. He will be remembered for being the first to jump into danger for a friend in need, and the last friend we wanted to lose.”
Here lies Glenn. He will be remembered for being a smash hit.
Here’s lies Carol Peltiere. She will be remembered by playing with fire, when your sick.
Here L-EYE-s, Br-EYE-an, one of the most evil men EYE knew.
Here lies Daryl Dixon. He will be remembered by eating a lot of squirrel.
Here lies the heart of the group, Carol Peletier. The one who will never be forgotten. A mother figure to all and a protector of the group. The one who would do whatever it takes to protect her family.
Here lies Herschel Greene, he will be remembered for spaghetti Tuesday…. When they had spaghetti Tuesday…
Here lies Hershel Greene, I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday!
Here lies Hershel Greene…He will be remembered & spoke about with the highest regards @ every clam bake for helping & teaching us how to grow the best damn greens during the freaking Apocalypse.
I would enter but I have plans that weekend. 🙁
You can enter right now! If you have time 🙂
I can’t go to the convention. I have plans that weekend of the Walker Stalker Atlanta. If I won, I wouldn’t be able to go.
“Here lies Hershel Greene, He will be remembered for risking his life to save others.
Here lies Rick Grimes, He will be remembered for being courageous when face to face with adversity.
Here lies Meka she will always be remembered for keeping her humanity.
Here lies Negan. He will be remembered for never giving a fuckity fucking fuck, and his love for Lucille.
Here lies Hershel Greene. A man who never lost his head when times got tough…except that one time.
Here lies Merle Dixon, a man always willing to lend a helping hand.
Here lies Merle Dixon. He played the hand he was dealt.
Here lies Merle Dixon. You play the hand you’re dealt, and he only had one.
And a couple fingers!
Here lies Andrea, she will be remembered for being awesome in the comics but pissing us off in the show.
Here lies Rick Grimes, He really took a bit out of crime !
Here lies Daryl Dixon, He will be remembered for kicking a$$ and taking names.
Here lies Carl Grimes. The kid who wouldn’t stay in the goddamn house
Here lies Eugene. He will be remembered for business in the front,party in the back.
Here lies Lizzy. She will be remembered for naming the Walkers
Here lies Carol. Daryl gave her flowers. She will be remembered for her kickass boots.
Here lies Merle Dixon, He will be remembered for being a simple minded jackass
Here lies Michonne, She will remembered for taking out like 10 walkers all alone.
Here Lies Daryl Dixon, He will be remembered for being so gosh damn sexy!! 😉
Here lies Lori Grimes. Even in the apocalypse she managed to have two guys fight over her.
Here lies Robert Kirkman he will be remembered for his awesome,historic , masterful comic book TWD and the awesome show that has been made from the comic. Can’t wait for the Con. In Atlanta or season 5 in October.
Here lies Lee, he will be remembered for protecting Clementine and kicking ass.
Here lies Lizzie Samuels, she will be remembered for her fight for equal rights for walkers.
Here lies Amy. She was just letting the camp know she needed more toilet paper, but ended up in a shitload of trouble.
Here lies Axel:
My favorite character from the Walking Dead….
But just trying to get laid got him shot in the head.
A prisoner in society he was only searching for a friend…
But the Governor insured he couldn’t get laid in the end.
Hardy Har Har dad. You should be a comedian. On second thought, don’t quit your day job. love ya, mean it.
A comedian, huh? I like it. How about this, I deduct 50% from your $25 weekly allowance to invest in my future as a comedic performer for the next two months? 😉
Love you, Knucklehead!!
Here lies the Governor, He once ruled a group but now he’s walker soup..
Here lies Lori Grimes. She died the way she lived, crushing the souls of others.
Here lies Lori Grimes. She died the way she lived…..on her back.
Here lies Lori Grimes. She always put others first.
Here lies Lori Grimes. She always put others first.
Here lies Carl grimes he is best remember for his love for pudding.
Here lies Daryl Dixon, he will be remembered for rocking a poncho like a boss
Here Lies Shane Walsh, A Fallen Brother. Loving Husband and Father ( until the real one came back ).
Here lies Daryl Dixon.
Here lies Shane Walsh. Again.
here lies Lori Grimes, and no one cares
Here lies Carl Grimes, lover of pudding
Here is where Lori was laid. Uhm, I mean, here lies Lori. Slept with the sheriff, slept with the deputy; always putting other lives in jeopardy. Lukewarm mother, couldn’t keep track of her son, and hated by Andrea for getting a gun. Died giving birth and shot by her son, ate by a walker when it was all said and done. Turned Rick crazy, he heard her on the phone, he belongs with Michonne so JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Here lies Eugene Porter. A man who will be remembered for bringing sexy back, one mullet at a time.
Here lies Negan, the coolest motherfucker there was.
Here lies Dale. Beloved friend, fearless protector of the bag of guns (except when Shane was around), and overall keeper of “the look”…you all know the one. R.I.P. on Golden Pond old man.
Here lies Michonne, She will be remembered for the artwork she made of others with her katana.
Here lies Rick Grimes
He’s not here; There’s only a pod
Pea’s shelled out; and went to God.
Here lies Eugene Porter. The only person who knew how to end the apocalypse. Woohoo The Walking Dead lives on forever!
Here lies Andrea – it’s about time.
Here lies Negan. The guy who brought a baseball bat to a gun fight.
Fucker. (lol, gheddit?)
Here lies Dale, a man who couldn’t run. He had one foot in the grave, but now he has none.
Didn’t you already post this once?
Here lies Dale, a man who couldn’t run. He had one foot in the grave before, but now he has none.
Was yours from the comic book series?
Yes. 🙂 I’ve been a huge fan of the comics since 2006. Now I’m a fan of them, the show, the novels, the Telltale Games’ video game… I’m pretty much Robert Kirkman’s bitch, and I love it!
Here lies Norman AKA Daryl Dixon…. he will always be remembered for his role in TWD, where he named a baby “Lil Asskicker”, where his hand was steadfast on that crossbow, became a brother/family to Rick Grimes and where he endeared his character into the hearts of women all over the world. Cheers and well played!!
Here lies Daryl Dixon, he can now have that slurpee in hell.
Here lies Otis. He will be remembered for shooting Carl through a buck and to Shane his life wasn’t worth a fu$k!
Here lies Herschel’s leg, in life it was very supportive. May it kick a** and take names in the afterlife..
Here lies Beth: medium – rare
Here lies Daryl Dixon, he will be remembered for the violent fangirl riot his death caused
Here lies Josh, he will be remembered for doing the best zombie make-up effects every Halloween!
Here lies the body of Merle
He will be remembered for teaching Daryl to hunt squirrel.
He cut off his hand
Then became the governors henchman
He never backed down from a fight.
He died trying to make his wrongs right.
Here lies Eugene Porter, who knew the true meaning of “business in the front, party in the back.”
Here lies Carl Grimes the best chocolate pudding eating ,hat wearing ,walker killing ,mother shooting ,little ass kicker loving ,boy who growed up to be a man in the Apocalypse,right before our eyes.
Here lies Darryl Dixon. He was the last one left and wrote this himself.
Here lies Rick Grimes, who will always be remembered for his stuff and thangs.
Here Lies Daryl,
Loyal through & through….a man who would give his right hand and be a brother to most, unfortunately had to see both his actual brother, Merle, and brother-in-arms, Rick, perish before him. He is survived only by his legend, passed on from person to person.
Here Lies Sophia, The Hide and Seek Champion of 2011.
Here Lies Carl Grimes….. Guess he should have stayed in the house after all.
Here Lies Carl Grimes, He will be remembered as a one-eyed-whining-defiant-chocolate-pudding-eater.
Here Lies Eugene Porter, He will be remembered for being the only scientists in the Zombie apocalypse with a mullet.
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Here lies Herschel Greene. He was a devoted husband, father, veterinarian, farmer, and a man of god. He will always be remember for that amazing spaghetti he cooked on Tuesdays.
Here lies Judith Grimes. She will be remembered for being own very own Lil Ass Kicker.
Here lies michonne, she will be remembered for her kick ass way she kills walkers, people (govner) she s awesome
Here lies Beth. She will be remembered for boring us to death.
Here lies Herschel Greene. He will be remembered for losing his farm, losing his leg, as well as his head, but never his humanity.
Here lies Daryl Dixon, he will be remembered for the riot that followed his death
Here lies the Michonne, she will be remembered for truly being the last samurai!
Here lies Daryl. A man who’s death would cause a decline in show rating/viewers by at least 50%.
“And yet nothing of value was lost.”
Here lies Milton mammoth he will be remembered for realizing that the walkers do not have feelings and memories like humans
Here lies Andrea, a bad ass, who’s moral compass was unrivalled, except when a bed was involved…
Here lies Merle Dixon. The biggest, baddest ass who offered no apologies. Hands (or hand) down.
Here lies Daryl Dixon. He was a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
Here lies Carl Grimes…. Guess he should have stayed in the house after all.
Here lies the Governor, a man who could live two lives even with only one eye.
Here Lies Daryl Dixon, he ate snakes but it tasted like Chicken. Girls Quiver….at the sight of his bow, He’s the hunter or did you not know ? You best pray hes dead if you shoot him again, A true leader ready to defend.
Here lies Hershel Greene, The Hottest Son of a Bitch you’d ever seen!!!
Here lies Merle Dixon. He will be remembered for having a way with his words, sugartits
Here lies Rick Grimes who could use a flashlight as a silencer.
Here lies Rick Grimes. He died doing what he loved. Stuff… thangs
Here lies Glenn….he will be remembered by his oriental driving skills.
Here lies Paul “Jesus” Monroe, the guy who wasn’t pegged as a Ron Burgandy fan and wasn’t pegged as gay either.
A Ron Burgundy fan? Where’d that one come from?
Remember? Issue #125’s Preview Panel had Jesus say, “Well, this escalated quickly!” and someone discussed in the comments saying, “Never pegged Jesus as a Ron Burgundy fan.” and then someone said, “I guess you didn’t peg him as gay either.”
Here lies Daryl Dixon. He will be remembered for making every woman’s ovaries explode when holding Lil asskicker
Here lies Lori Grimes. She dies the way she lived…With her legs spread.
Here lies Daryl Dixon, a moonshine drinking, house burning, badass crossbow shooting, motorcycle riding, finger licking, good looking, zombie killing machine! We love you.
Here lies Lori Grimes. She died as she lived…With her legs spread.
Here lies Andrea. She had a way with words. Unfortunately, if she’d took a breath long enough to get those cuffs off, she’d still be here making us wish she’d just shut the h#ll up.
Here lies Andrea Harrison. A woman with such bravery and courage that never gave up.
Here lies Daryl The Zombinator, he killed zombies a dozen. Even the governors tank couldn’t stand a chance! Who would have thought he wouldn’t survive a mob of crazy fan girls at walker stalker con!!
Here lies Lori. She will be remembered for having no idea where Carl is
Here Lies Carol Peletier, Who’s Looking At The Flowers Now?
Here Lies Carl Grimes, He will be remembered for: never be where it should be, because of him Dale died, his father always called him achieve COOOOOORRRRRL !, eat a whole pot of chocolate pudding, and survive the apocalypse.
Here lies Carl Grimes, he will be remembered for causing the death of Dale Horvath, and having intense diarrhea from too much Chocolate Pudding…
Here lies officer Rick Grimes Got his ass kicked at least a hundred times Now he’s rotting and stinkin’ But he’s rolling in A. Lincoln Up in heaven, and smiling at these rhymes
Here lies Carol … who never got Daryl. Damnit!
Here lies Lizzy…
Who always kept busy
Putting Carol in a tizzy
After she killed her own sissy!
Here lies Eugene who will be remembered for his fabulous mullet
Here lies Carol. Subservient wife, loving mother, bad ass, flower enthusiast and better at wiping out a cold than any over the counter medicine known to man! Light em up girl!
“Here Lies The Govenors, We are so glad that he is dead. Because he made Hershel lose his head.
Here lies Darryl Dixon…There go all your female viewers
Here lies carl. They got my shoe but they didn’t get me!!
Here lies carl He will be remembered for pudding!
“Here lies Rick Grimes, he will be remembered for yelling CARLLLLLLL every time a zombie got bitey and snarled.”
Here lies Rick Grimes, he will be remembered for keeping the most dangerous threat to civilization alive in a prison that a ragtag group can easily break into and for needlessly sending dozens of untrained civilians to war instead of one extremely skilled sniper.
Here lies Rick Grime’s right hand, it will be remembered for taking his virginity…
Here Lies Lizzy known for her outreach program for friendship between the living and the dead.
Here’s to the Walker’s that died and died again.
“Here lies Andrea. Who will be remembered for screwing over Michonne so she could sleep in the Governors bed
Here lies Carl Grimes. A boy of simple needs. All he needed was a gun and some canned chocolate pudding. Both zombie survivors and chocolate pudding lovers will miss him dearly. Here is to Carl and how in one chocolate spoonful he won our hearts.
Here lies One-eye Bry. Stabbed in the back, he never saw it coming.
Here lies Daryl, he will be remembered for causing a riot.
Here lies Carl Grimes, beloved son to Rick and Lori, half brother to Judith, and the best puddin eatin, non house staying son of a bitch that ever lived!
For the record, here lies Gareth for screwing with the wrong people. Off the record, here lies Gareth for fucking with the wrong people. – Rick Grimes
Here lies Merle. He will be remembered as the redneck jerks who redeemed himself in the end, showing he really did care for his brother.
Here lies Eugene Porter, he is remembered for that damn mullet. Which is still not cool in the zombie apocalypse!
Here lies Carl Grimes…the winner of Atlanta’s pudding eating contest 4 seasons in a row!
Here lies T-Dog he will be remembered for losing the keys to Merle’s handcuffs but the (IronE)
Here lies “The Governor”. He will be remembered for being the best psycho he could be! No one was a better villain you to me…except maybe for those cannibals at Terminus…we’ll have to wait and see.
Here lies Dale Horvath ,a man who fought for humanity’s remainiing values and ethics with his dying breath
Here lies Negan. A man known for his wide vocabulary and eloquent style of speech.
Here lies the Governor.
He wanted power and his evil ways
But instead he ended up dead
And thanks to Michonne, without a head.
Here lies Hershel Green. He will be remembered for never loosing his hope for humanity.
Here Lies Michonne…A Cut Above the Rest.
Here lies Tomas…he died of a splitting headache
Here lies Ben, loving brother, loving son
Here lies Hershel, patient man, never lost his head
Here lies Daryl Dixon he will be remembered for his overall badassness
Here lies hershel he always stood tall except that one time
Here lies Negan, He will be remembered for how elegantly he spoke
Here lies Jesus who will always be remembered for looking like Jesus
Here lies Daryl Dixon, the only redneck you’ll want trailing your side.
Here lies Beth, and that was the day the music died.
Here lies Lizzie who was not very nice. Sliced her sister with a knife more than twice. When Carol saw what she had done, she shot her in the head with a gun. She will be remembered for her crazy acts, especially for feeding the zombie mice, while he was stuck in the tracks.
Here lies Negan who will always be remembered for how elegantly he spoke
Here lies Michonne, the baddest of them all. She sliced and diced and made them all her own. She lost her precious Andre in a most horrible way, but no need
o worry, she shore did make them pay!
Here lies Negan. The guy was a motherfucker like no other fucking motherfucker. He bashed in Glenn’s head with fucking Lucille the baseball bat that he loved more than any fucking woman and now he too has fucking got Lucille’s kiss of motherfucking death. Negan was the type of man who actually probably wouldn’t even want a motherfucker fuckity fucking epitaph.
Here lies the Governor. He will be remembered for always being one step a”head”, and even in death, he’s still a head.
Here lies Larry; he was never merry, which is why he wound up dead… by Kenny, who bashed in his hot head.
^From the telltale game.
Here lies Rick Grimes. A man who would do anything to protect his people, even if it ended up killing him inside..
Here lies Carl Grimes, He will always be remembered for his incredible unicorn widdling skills and his uncanny ability to always piss sophia off… you will be missed you one eyed bastard!
Little Lizzy had a gun. Thought shooting Walkers was no fun. So she shot her sister instead. Little Lizzy shot her sister, dead , dead ,dead. When Carol saw what Lizzy had done, Carol got our HER gun. Carol shot her in the head.. Now here lies little Lizzy- dead, dead,dead.
Here lies Daryl Dixon, may your next arrow shoot you straight toward Heaven!!
Here lies Eugene Porter. He tried to save the world -not with a bullet. He used his brain while rocking a mullet.
Here lies the Governor, Phil was his name.
all he had was his Pennie, that Michone took away.
She also got his eye, he was cruel and in Woodbury he ruled.
Then he named himself Brian, after he lost an eye to the Samurai.
A very selfish person, hateful to the end, he got his wish as the
The group is so happy he is resting in hell. RIP The Governor!
Here lies Lee Everett, he will always be remembered for his never-ending bravery and protectiveness.
Here lies glenn, he will always be remembered for delivering the fastest pizza in macon. (Refering to the comic)
Here lies Glenn Rhee.He lost his head,all bloody and red.His wife had to see,crying without glee.He has a son named Hershel Greene,who he never got to see.Maggie is now a leader,and will never be a cheater. R.I.P Comic Glenn
Here lies Carl, didn’t win.
Where lies Merle,
That complex fiend?
Good guy, bad guy?
Both it seemed…
Here lies Axel. You follow me?
Here lies Lori Grimes. She died the way she lived…on her back.
Here lies Lizzie. She thought flowers were the shizzy.
Here lies Carl…wait…where IS he? GET BACK IN THE GRAVE, CARL!
Here lies Shiva, she will be remembered for making the ultimate sacrifice for Ezekiel. So that the post-apocalyptic world may carry on his flamboyant 70’s funk-band style.
Here lies officer Rick. He wore a beard that was thick. His wife was Shane’s boo, his son had one shoe, and Judith was Shane’s baby too.
Here lies Carol, she will be remembered by living the same way as she died; by looking at the flowers.
Here lies Officer Rick. He wore a beard that was thick. His wife was Shane’s boo, his son had one shoe, and Judith was Shane’s baby too,
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Here lies Daryl The Zombinator, he killed zombies a dozen. Even the governors tank couldn’t stand a chance! Who would have thought he wouldn’t survive a mob of crazy fan girls at walker stalker con!!
Here lies Lizzie Samuels, a girl who really SHOULDN’T have stopped to smell the roses.
Here lies Lori she will be rember for being whorey
Here lies Tyreese .. he will be remembered as the first black man to break *into* prison.
Here lies Lucille. She will never be forgotten; right Maggie?
There once was a man named Rick Grimes,
who disobeyed traffic signs.
He got thrown from his horse,
who became the main course,
and later got beat up by a man one eye blind.
Here lies the governor, you will always be a one eyed snake.
Here lies Lizzie Samuels. A girl who wanted to treat everyone equally, even when they were dead!
Here lies Rick, He will be remembered for stuff and things.
Here Lies Lucille. Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Here lies Glenn Rhee, a man who went from a deliverer of pizza, to Walker bait, to a loving and protective husband. He’ll be remembered for never giving up hope despite insurmountable odds.
Here lies Rick Grimes and he will be remembered by his stuff and thangs.
Here lies Hannah,
You gave up your life so that your children might survive, and even in death helped one man find his path… Even if he did steal your bicycle to ride down it.
Rest in Pieces.
(Girls Are Like) Here Lies Daryl, he will be remembered by … uhhm … eff that ..I’m coming Daryl!! (jumps in the casket): CLAIMED!!
Ha good one. I actually giggled.
Here lies the Rick Grimes, He will be remembered for always giving a hand.
Here lies Hershel, He will be remembered for always having leg up on life.
Here lies Brian Heriot, I mean the Governor or? Philip ?, over there —>> he’s over there.
here lies Shane. He slept with my wife. So I killed him with a knife. When he rose from the dead. My son shot him in the head.
Here lies Ed… I’ll be impressed if you even remember him.
Here lies Glenn, He will be remembered for never having a last name.
Here lies Glenn he will be remembered for not having a a last name without him, maggie isn’t the same.
i didn’t mean for this to go up
i meant for this to go up
Here lies Shiva she will be remembered for being a bad ass tiger.
Here lies Carol Peletier. “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”
Here lies Nega, he loved Kenny Rogers. You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
here lies machoone she will be remeberd for bieng a great mom and wife she was so good she kept her brother and husband with her
Here Lies A Fan, He Will Be Remembered For Cutting A Line At The Walker Stalker Con.
Here lies Negan, He will be remembered for giving zero fucks, unless of course those fucks were spoken… in which case, they often were.
Here Lies Len. For bunny had a yen. Silly rabbit.
Here lies Rick Grimes. He did stuff….. and thangs
Here lies that guy who shot rick in the first issue and put him in a coma. He’ll be remembered for making a great first impression on all of us TWD readers.
Here lies Lee Everett. He will be remembered for his strength and guidance, even through times of great sadness.
I got a few. Enjoy!
Here lies Luke, I always knew telltale was dark, but his death was just plain cold.
Here lies Tyreese, he may have lost his head from time to time, but he was a good man.
Here lies Spencer, hitting on an uninterested Andrea, well that takes guts.
Here lies Ron, he warmed his pants and he warmed our hearts.
Here lies Allen’s foot. Anyone planning on burying it?
Here lies Axel, and all those who followed him to death.
Here lies Chris, didn’t anyone ever tell you pointing is rude?
Here lies Bruce, he always saw the world in a bright light.
Here lies David, sorry man the knife was thirsty.
Here lies Merle Dixon. Jesse Pinkman’s most interesting customer yet!
Here lies Michonne, loving mother, loyal friend, and bad ass bitch with blades.
Here lies Merle, he made me wanna hurl.
Here lies the governor, A man who called himself a governor ,who no one voted into office.
Here lies Glenn Rhee, one hell of a guy. Only those who’ve read the comics will really know why.
Here lies Negan, he died giving the middle finger to Rick Grimes.
Here is Carol’s ashes, she heard she was infected.
He lies Merle Dixon, a racist, rage-filled, and troubled man; He planned to redeem himself by assassinating the Governor, unfortunately, he didn’t bring a second hand.
I know I was late, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity. Lol.
The date above says 9/12 -9/14 so the contest is over …Correct?
Big Grats to Shawn!! that epitaph doesnt even make sense. Dale didnt lose his feet — he was taken down MMA style by surprise and disembowled and subsequently chose to be shot in the head (at least on the tv show). Must have been a drawing out of a hat win with all of these super clever submissions. #justsayin #sourgrapes-maybe
Here lies Andrea, who couldn’t even do it if it were for the Vine.
Here lies Paul “Jesus” Monroe…one bad ass dude.
Here lies Robert Kirkman he died in the marketing of the best series and will always be remembered